你可能想知道我他妈到底在这里干啥
You're probably wondering what the hell I'm doing out here
在110度高温下
in a 110 degree heat.
我并不总是这么惨
I wasn't always so desperate.
我曾赚着大钱 过着像皇室一样的生活
At one time I made huge cash and lived like royalty
当我与好莱坞精英一起没日没夜地赌博时
as I gambled the nights away with the Hollywood elite.
我在洛杉矶风生水起
I made poker in LA hip
那些大人物爬着都想跟我一起玩
and made every big hitter scratch and crawl their way to my game.
现在...我才是那个在爬的人
Now... I was the one doing the crawling.
由真实事件改编
他看起来很糟糕
He looks like shit.
放松点 我只是忘记了擦防晒霜
Relax, I just forgot my sunblock.
是的 我是好莱坞扑克之王
Yeah, I was the king of Hollywood poker alright.
去拉斯维加斯的7天
我以为它永远不会结束
I thought it would never end.
我叫麦德森·杜克 我曾是个演员
My name's Duke Madson. I was an actor.
以前我在很多电影中赚了很多钱
At one time I made good money in a whole lot of movies.
♫ 生活很美好 在我的保护伞下 ♫
♫ Life is sweet, yay Under my umbrella ♫
在好莱坞混不下去之后
After Hollywood spit me out,
我通过做推销和其他一些类似的工作来赚钱
I scraped by doing pitch work and other hack jobs to make a buck.
嘿 你想看看这个拖把还能做什么吗？
Hey! You wanna see what else this mop can do?
是的
Yeah!
别强调“可以”好么
Emphasis off the "can."
那怎么样？给我点提示
Like what? Give me a reading.
“想看看这把拖把还能 做 什么？”开始
"Wanna see what else this mop can do?" Action!
嘿 你想看看这把拖把还有什么...？嘿
Hey! You wanna see what else this mop...? Hey!
“你想看看这个拖把还能做什么吗？”
"You wanna see what else this mop can do?"
很好 他一直在喝酒
That was nice. He's been drinking.
- 我想在之后缩进镜头 - 之后我想缩远镜头
- I'd like to zoom in after. - I'd like to zoom out.
- 开始 - 你知道么？
- And action! - You know what?
你想听其他话吗？准备
You wanna hear other things? Set.
像这样“并且...”好吧 加油 可以的
You're doing "And..." Okay, come on. Can do!
保持身体静止 开始
Keep your body still. And action!
这个能做很多事情 你可以用这个挠背 用了你就知道
This does everything. It'll scratch your back. It'll put you there.
你把这东西放到水里 谁在乎呀？
You put the fucking thing in the water. Who gives a shit?
让我们听听这把拖把还能做什么事
Let's hear some other things this mop can do!
那结束之后 我非常失落和绝望
1993 旧金山谷
After that was over, I was broke and desperate.
为了养家糊口 我开始做自己最擅长的事
To support my family, I started up what I knew best:
扑克游戏
A poker game.
那时 我有我的固定牌友
Back then, I had my regular crew.
好吧 我们玩得很开心 对吗？
Okay, are we having fun yet, huh?
开始了 快下注啊
Here we go. Nickel, nickel ante.
这是五张纸牌 七张牌梭哈
It was five card draw. Seven card stud.
而且 当然 还有德州扑克
And, of course, Texas hold 'em.
有魔术师丹尼
There was Danny, The Magician.
他会穿着破旧的魔术师服 高顶礼帽
He'd come in his beat up magician's outfit, top hat and all.
他也是一个差劲的玩家
He was also a terrible player.
继续 米吉 该你了
Go ahead, Midge, it's on you.
别叫我米吉 我虽然是个小家伙 但是我下面可不小
Don't call me Midge, I'm a little person With a big cock.
那是鲍比·桑德斯 又名花生 以前在圣塔安尼塔当过骑师
That was Bobby Sanders. AKA Peanut. A former jockey at Santa Anita.
嘿 我可以放个枕头在椅子上么？
And, hey, can I get a pillow for this chair?
我觉得我正坐在一个该死的棺材上 天呐
I feel like I'm sitting in a fucking coffin. Jesus Christ!
作为骑师来说他还是太紧张 我疯狂的卡尔兄弟
He's nervous for a jockey. My crazy brother Carl.
卡尔曾经是好莱坞的顶级公关 直到他把那活儿搞砸了
Carl used to be a top publicist in Hollywood until he screwed that up.
老实说 他只是个二流骗子 他还不停地换名字
He was a two-bit hustler, to be honest. He was also an incessant namedropper.
我告诉过你们以前我和休·海夫纳
Did I tell you guys I used to play strip poker
在花花公子大厦玩过脱衣扑克吗
with Hugh Hefner at the Playboy mansion?
但是玩伴从一开始就是赤裸裸的 这就达不到目标了
But the Playmates were naked from the beginning. It defeated the purpose.
你知道么 有人已经说过这个故事了 这太无聊了
You're told the stories already. They're very boring.
- 然后这是翁 - 我下两百
- And then there was Wing. - Two hundred for me.
他是我几年前在赛道上认识的和善的小伙子
He was a harmless action guy I met years ago at the racetrack.
他是我遇到过的最快乐的失败者
He was the happiest loser I ever met.
像韩国烤肉一样熏我 急急如律令
Smoked me like Korean barbecue. Abracadabra!
但是 我玩牌的秘诀是让所有人开心
But the secret to my game was to keep everybody happy.
多么厉害的游戏啊 多年来 我们越做越大
And what a game! Over the years it got bigger and better.
我们每周要玩2至3次
We were playing two to three times a week.
玩家从暗处出来
Players were coming out of the woodwork.
我美丽的妻子KC会像汽车推销员一样打电话
My beautiful wife KC would work the phones like a car salesman.
柯尔特 你到底参不参加？我想知道
Curt, are you in or are you out? I need to know.
我从一开始就知道所有的技巧和细微差别
I knew every trick and nuance from the start.
何时下注 何时虚张声势 以及如何察言观色
When to bet, when to bluff, and how to read their tells.
嘿 KC 当新手拿到大牌 他会抽搐了一下 记下来
Hey, KC, when the new guy has a big hand, he twitches. Write that down.
好的 还有魔术师丹尼 诶？
Okay. And Danny the Magician. Huh?
当他虚张声势时 他会打着哈欠 这是个可怕的预兆
When he's bluffing, he yawns. It's a horrible tell.
知道了 来啦 他很厉害
Got it. Here we go. He's crushing it!
我们要玩一局德州扑克但是还是玩小一点
We're gonna play a round of hold 'em but limit.
我是领队
I was the ring leader.
一个朋友 一个酒友和一个银行家
A friend, a drinking buddy, and a banker.
先生们 金钱滚滚而来
Gentlemen! Money was rolling in.
然后这是我的朋友桑德尔
Then came my friend Sandor.
你想说这是狂欢节吗？让我们一起跳舞吧 让我们一起跳舞吧
You wanna say it's carnival? Let's dance. Let's dance.
桑德尔是来自南美富裕家庭的狂热赌徒
Sandor was a compulsive gambler who came from a rich South American family.
有传言说他的母亲每年会给他寄一百万美元
Rumor was his mother would send him a million dollars every year,
到年底 他总会赌一把
and by year's end, he'd always gambled it away.
这个游戏很吸引人的另外一个原因是
Another thing that made this game great
我们总会想到某种疯狂的道具投注
was there was always some kind of crazy prop bet.
道具是赌注 等一下 我赢了
Props were side bets. Wait a minute, I won.
我们在各种东西上下注 你自己来命名
We bet thousands on all kinds of stuff. You name it.
放开我
Oh! Oh! Get off me!
他会失去它的 还剩三十秒
He's gonna lose it. Thirty seconds left!
十三 十四 十五 十六
Thirteen, fourteen, fifteen, sixteen!
你会做到的 好的 很好 后面
You're gonna make it! Okay, great, back up.
- 回去 回去 - 操 说清楚点
- Go back, go back. - Fuck you! Be specific!
你的右边 你的右边 他要自杀了
Your right, your right! He's gonna kill himself!
不 不 不 不 不
No, no, no, no, no!
该死的 小矮子做到了
Damn it! The little runt did it!
总而言之 那时我们很幸福 没有债务 凡事很美妙
All in all, we were happy. We were out of debt. Things were beautiful.
一百 我去
Hundred. I'll go.
然后...那发生了
Then... it happened.
抢劫 我要去
A holdup. Holy... Fuck!
他妈的把钱放在桌上 现在 混蛋 快
Put the fucking cash on the table! Now, assholes, now!
他把我们所有东西带走了 天哪
He took us for everything. Gosh!
KC受够了 我们不得不换个地方赌了
KC had had enough. We had to move the game.
比佛利山庄
Beverly Hills.
游泳池 电影明星
Swimming pools, movie stars.
我在古巴俱乐部的后厅找到了这个完美的场所
I found this perfect spot in the back room of the Cuba Club.
- 你怎么看？- 太棒了
- What do you think? - This will do.
在KC的陪伴下 赌博越做越大
With KC by my side, the game exploded.
它成了这座城市中最大的地下赌场
It became the biggest underground game in the city.
医生 律师 B级名人 没有人不沉迷赌博
Doctors, lawyers, B-level celebrities. Nobody could play worth a damn.
嘿 嘿 你好吗？到目前为止 我错过了什么吗？
Hey, hey, how are you? What have I missed so far?
就像我对面那位大人物 是当地的律师
Like this big guy across the table from me, a local attorney.
听起来还不错
Sounds about right.
- 杜克 罗伯·麦克尼利 兄弟 - 见到你很高兴 伙计
- Duke, Rob McNeely, brother! - Nice to meet you, man.
我很快发现他喜欢很用力地握我的手
Who I found out quickly loved to crush your hand.
从那天起 我称他为“挤压”
From that day on, I called him "Squeeze."
准备？右边这张
Ready? Right card.
卡尔通过老派的骗局达到了新的高度
Carl would hit up the new marks with old school con games.
KC主持 处理客人的订单
KC hosted, did the books.
赌注自然增加了 我的奖金也增加了
The stakes got naturally higher, and so did my winnings.
我赢了那么多现金 我们不得不将其埋在后院
I was winning so much cash, we had to bury it in the back yard.
小心我的手指 小心我的手指
Watch my fingers. Watch my fingers! Ow!
几年后 扑克热潮袭来
Then a few years later, the poker boom hit.
那家伙什么都没有却赌了一百万
That guy just bet a million with nothing!
电视上到处都在播
It was all over TV.
每个人都想来我这里赌
And everyone wanted to play my game.
先生们 这是塞巴斯蒂安 祝你们好运
Gentlemen, I'd like you to meet Sebastian. Good luck.
塞巴斯蒂安·索尔特 好莱坞最热门年轻导演
Sebastian Salter, the hottest young director in Hollywood.
谦卑 富有同情心 谦虚
Humble, compassionate, unassuming.
这些是塞巴斯蒂安从未拥有过的特质
These were qualities Sebastian would never have.
你还好吗？我是杜克 我开的赌场
How're you doing? I'm Duke. I run the game.
我知道你是谁 你是推销员
I know who you are. You're the pitch guy, huh...
你卖过导管 尿布和那些东西 你很有才华
You sell catheters and diapers and all that shit. You're very talented.
很高兴你喜欢这些产品
Glad you enjoy the products.
我知道这个家伙会很麻烦
I knew this guy was gonna be trouble.
但是我也知道他对赌局有好处
But I also knew he'd be good for the game.
哟 塞巴斯蒂安
Yo, Sebastian.
我是杜克的兄弟卡尔 你好吗 老兄？我可是你的粉丝
I'm Carl, Duke's brother. How're you doing, man? Big fan.
我曾经是一名公关人员 我处理过史泰龙的...
I used to be a publicist. I handled Stallone...
- 你处理得很狡猾对吗？- 不 比较直接
- Oh, you handled Sly, did you? - No, Frank.
无论如何 欢迎来这里 伙计 我是你的粉丝 很喜欢你
Anyway, welcome to the game, man. Big fan, big fan!
是啊 好的 很高兴见到你
Yeah, yeah. Okay. Good to see you.
看看 这可能会伤你的心
Check. This might break your heart.
太容易了 这太容易了
Too easy, this is too easy.
- 这个家伙很好 - 我以为我在和真正的男人一起玩
- This guy was good. - I thought I was with real men.
我的意思是非常好
And I mean very good.
- 那算什么 今晚有第三只手？- 给你
- What was that, third hand tonight? - Here, sweetheart.
嘿 嘿 推销员 我还好吗
Hey! Hey, Pitchman. Am I good?
是的 坐下 坐下 放松点 真好
Yeah. Sit down. Sit down. Relax. Nice win.
真好 什么？大约一万美金？
Nice win. What? About ten grand?
实际上是一万一 谁数这个呢？
Eleven actually, but who's counting?
这只够在特克斯和凯科斯度过一个周末
It's barely enough to cover a weekend in Turks and Caicos.
但是 我喜欢这样 我喜欢你在这个地方做的事情
But, I like this, and I like what you've done with the place.
这好有趣 我很喜欢
This is fun. I like it a lot.
兄弟 你玩的真好 你玩了很久吗？
Man, well, you should, you're a good player. You've been playing a long time?
嗯...六个月 是的 大约六个月吧
Mm... Six months. Yeah, about six months.
是的 我有照相机般的记忆力
Yeah, I've got a photographic memory.
智商175 我并没有吹牛 但你应该知道这一点很重要
IQ of 175. I don't brag about it too much, but it's important that you should know.
我在电视上看过很多扑克节目 我了解到现在我基本上算是专业水平了
I watched a lot of poker on TV, I learned, now I'm basically pro level.
没有人喜欢吹牛的人
Nobody likes a bragger.
无论如何 我说的已经够多了 你呢？你对我在这里有什么感觉？
Anyway, enough about me. How about you? How'd you feel about my being here?
我不想让你觉得不舒服 然后放个响铃在我旁边
I don't want to make you uncomfortable having a ringer at the table.
这是你的游戏 不你没有 没事的
It's your game. No, you're not. You're fine.
- 你也在游戏中 - 很高兴听到这些
- You're in the game. - It's nice to hear.
听到这些很高兴 因为我有个计划
It's nice to hear 'cause I've got a plan.
我说要不我们干脆不和这些业余的一起玩了
I say we get rid of all these amateur fucks.
我的意思是毁掉他们 骗光他们的钱 你知道我的意思吧？
I mean ruin 'em. Take 'em to the fucking cleaners. You know what I mean?
把他们丢到大街上 他们的钱就由你和我来分了
Put 'em out on the streets. Put down a lot of good money, you and me.
我们要做的就是摆脱这些玩得好的
All we gotta do is get rid of the good players.
等等 慢一点 好么？我不能因为我的朋友赢了就把他们赶走 你知道吗？
Wait. Slow down. Okay? I can't get rid of my friends because they win, you know?
这是我的原则之一
Ah! Just one of my rules.
我们也不歧视他人 你知道吗？
Also we don't rake here, you know?
我们两点关门 我们从不挑剔来玩的赌客
We quit at two o'clock and we never cherry pick the players.
这是一个友好的扑克游戏
We have a friendly poker game.
我知道了 我会听你的 兄弟
I get it. I'll be your soldier, brother.
我要在《拯救大兵瑞恩》 里面操汤姆·汉克斯 你知道我的意思吗？
I'll be fucking Tom Hanks in Private Ryan, you know what I mean?
只有更好看
Only better looking.
经过他数小时的吹嘘
After just a few hours with this blowhard,
他所做的只是吹牛 谈论他新发现的扑克偶像
where all he did was brag and talk about his new found poker idols,
道尔·布伦森 皮吉·皮尔森和阿马里洛·斯利姆
Doyle Brunson, Puggy Pearson and Amarillo Slim...
现在 来吧 皮吉·皮尔森在八十年代对道尔·布伦森进行了同样的下注
Now, come on, Puggy Pearson gave Doyle Brunson the same bet in the eighties.
那些家伙真是不受控制 那才叫男人之间的较量
Those guys were out of fucking control. That's when men were men.
....他总是错误引用他们的话
....who he always misquoted.
“如果你不能在桌子上发现水手 那你就是水手 ”
"If you can't spot a sailor at the table, you're it."
然后他开始吹嘘其他事情
Then he started bragging about other things.
我有没有告诉过你我是空手道黑带？
Did I tell you I was a black belt in karate?
这个家伙是个疯子
Ay! This guy was a nut bag.
正如我们在扑克中所说的那样 我已经下注了 我得看看结果
And as we say in poker, I was priced in, and I had to see the flaw.
数月后
在塞巴斯蒂安的带领下 他的一些土豪朋友也加入进来
With Sebastian playing, he brought in some high rolling friends,
就像在肉类包装行业的愤怒的吉姆 或类似的一些人
like Angry Jim, who was in the meat packing industry. Or something like that.
嘿 混蛋 帮我把筹码推到这里来
Hey, assholes, help push the chips over here.
你是要我把你他妈的从楼梯扔下去吗？
You want me to throw you down a flight of fucking stairs?
我会的 你们这些混蛋
I'll do it, you motherfuckers.
我所知道的是 你并没有扰乱这个家伙的心思
All I know is, you didn't mess with this guy.
这是木偶汉克
Then there was Puppet Hank,
他在很多年前就从事互联网业务
who made millions years ago in the dot com business.
他本来想学腹语
He was a wannabe ventriloquist
不管到哪他都会带上他那令人毛骨悚然的木偶
who never went anywhere without his creepy puppet.
但是当他输了 他就像得了Tourette综合症一样
But when he'd go broke, he'd go a little Tourette's.
操
Fuck you!
他说什么？我没说操
What did he say? I didn't say shit.
- 他说操 - 汉克 把木偶收起来 好么？
- This one said, "Fuck you." - Hank, put the puppet away. Okay?
- 放松 去治治病 好吗 - 操 操
Relax. Get some therapy. Alright. Fuck you, fuck you,
婊子 混蛋 母狗 混蛋 他妈的 狗屎 狗屎 狗屎 狗屎 狗屎 他妈的
bitch, bastard, bitch, bastard, fucking shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, fuck you...
塞巴斯蒂安参与后 事情进展非常顺利
With Sebastian in, things were going great.
他甚至给了卡尔一个有趣的角色来使游戏更活跃
He even livened things up by giving Carl an interesting free role.
谁的黑色奥迪？
Who's got the black Audi?
操 老兄
Fuck, man!
嘿 还有三个月 看你闪亮的指甲
Hey! Three more months, twinkle toes!
如果你不戴D杯去任何地方 那赌约就结束了
If you come anywhere without wearing your D-cup, it's off.
我疯狂的兄弟卡尔
My crazy brother Carl.
为了五万块 他只好穿了三个月的女装 太惨了
For fifty thousand, he had to dress in drag for three months. Pathetic.
♫ 是的 不 男孩 不 ♫
♫ Yeah, na boy, na ♫
♫ 好的 不需要介绍 ♫
♫ Okay, Don't need no introduction ♫
随着游戏的发展 这一点非常明显
As the game grew, it was very clear.
塞巴斯蒂安是赢家
Sebastian was a winner.
你怎么能这样称呼？嗯？
How can you fucking call that? Hm?
但是他一直无法击败我
But I was the one player he couldn't beat.
运气真他妈好
Lucky son of a bitch.
他因此很讨厌我
And he hated me because of it.
随着时间的流逝 我们一起进行了很多赌博旅行
As time went by, we took lots of gambling trips together.
卡波 拉斯维加斯 迈阿密
Cabo, Vegas, Miami.
但是后来我们总是回到高尔夫上来
But then we always came back to the golf.
乔基·伯恩斯
Chucky Burns.
电视明星 吸毒者 醉鬼
Television star, drug addict, drunk...
还是男同性恋
But just a sweetheart of a guy.
他不知道 我好几天没出来了
He has no idea. I haven't been outside for days.
是吗 那很棒 我们来个四方争夺吧
Yeah? That's great. Alright, we got a four-way scramble,
立方体的三种方式 我选乔基
three ways with the cube. I got Chucky.
我选 木偶汉克 桑德尔和卡莉 两千一个人 你说什么？
I'll take Puppet Hank, Sandor, and Carly, 2000 a man. What do you say?
不 你不会选卡莉的 一共六个人 我要她和我一组
No, you're not taking Carly. She's playing on for six. I want her on my side.
好吧 那我选挤压
Okay, I'll take Squeeze then.
你选挤压 但别骗我了
You take Squeeze, but stop coning me.
我不是在骗你 你在撒尿
I'm not coning you. You're taking a piss.
停下来 好吧 那我要带风头男孩
Stop it. Okay, I'll take drag boy then.
没人带男孩 卡莉和我一组
Nobody's taking drag boy. Carly's staying with me.
木偶汉克 放下你的木偶
Puppet Hank. Put down the puppet.
你必须放下...你可在我的团队中 他是...
You have to put that... You're on my team. He's...
放下它 他在耍我 你不能和他一组
Put it down. He's caddying me. You can't have him.
我找到他了 他妈的不 卡莉 你会耍我
I got him. Fucking no. Carly, you're gonna caddie me.
- 现在我叫卡莉了？- 不要让我打你
- Carly now? - Don't make me punch you in the vulva!
放轻松
Ah, easy!
我打到了那只山雀 我打到了那只山雀
I hit the tits off of that one! I hit the tits off of that one!
好吧 他一生都为我打山雀
Well, he just ruined tits for me the rest of my life.
我们会玩一整天 一个下午一般18个 有时36个洞
We'd play all day. Eighteen, sometimes 36 holes in one afternoon.
一切都可以下注
Action bets on everything.
- 好好打几杆 婊子们 - 开火吧
- Give me your best shots, bitches. - Fire!
像五个大奖赛一样 在五十码开外击打下注者
Like the five grand, hit the sucker bet for fifty yards out,
我们小组有两分钟可以击球
where our group had two minutes to hurt our victim.
好呀
Yeah!
高尔夫之后 我们会给护林员付钱
After golf, we'd pay off the rangers.
先生们 挤压总是坚持那样
Gentlemen! Squeeze always insisted.
麻烦了
Thanks for your troubles.
别担心 我没有忘记你
Don't worry, I didn't forget you.
天呐
Oh! Jesus!
- 好了 - 谢谢 他妈的
- Be good, now. - Thank you. Fuck.
然后是结账时间
Then, it was payoff time.
之后 真正的笑声来了
Afterwards, the real laughs came
伙计们喝醉了然后开始用愚蠢的道具做赌注时
when the guys got drunk and made stupid prop bets,
就像愤怒的吉姆和塞巴斯蒂安分别下注25
like the time Angry Jim and Sebastian bet 25 grand each
赌新的高尔夫球童可以在一小时内吃掉50个甜甜圈
that the new golf caddie could eat 50 donuts in one hour.
如果你不吃的话 我他妈就会把你的屁股打爆
And if you don't eat it, I'm gonna fucking stuff 'em up your ass!
这是不可能的
It was an impossible feat.
大约半小时 25个甜甜圈下肚...
About a half hour in and 25 donuts down...
孩子 你... 你他妈的给我吃完
Atta boy, you... Don't you fucking hurl on me!
这个可怜的孩子脸变绿了 跑出去吐了
The poor kid turned green and ran out the place to take his one barf rule.
但是他很快就回来了 令所有人惊讶的是
But he returned quickly, and to everyone's surprise,
这个孩子吃掉了另外25个并赢得了赌注
the kid ate the other 25 and won the bet!
不错 不错
Beautiful! Beautiful!
几个月后我们才发现
Found out a couple months later,
那个球童还有一个双胞胎兄弟
the caddie had an identical twin brother.
愤怒吉姆和塞巴斯蒂安设了一个完美的骗局
Angry and Sebastian set us up to perfection.
你必须小心这些家伙 你永远不知道谁在骗谁
You had to watch these guys. You never knew who was coning who.
伙计们 我五岁时吸了第一支雪茄 十岁时吸了第一次毒
Boys, I had my first cigar at five and first piece of ass at ten.
是自愿的吗？
Was it consensual?
是的 你妈妈说没关系
Yeah, your mom said it was okay.
知道了 卡莉 合上你的腿
Got you! Carly, close your legs.
我可以通过膝盖看到你的睾丸 真恶心
I can see your balls by your knees. Disgusting.
我有一个主意 在七天内步行到拉斯维加斯 一百万
Listen. I've got an idea. Walk to Vegas in seven days... A mil.
步行到拉斯维加斯？那是...
Walk to Vegas? That's...
一百万美元 有趣
Million dollars. Interesting.
- 阿马里洛·斯利姆和道尔·布伦森 - 是的
- Amarillo Slim and Doyle Brunson. - Yeah.
- 他四十年前打了一个赌 - 四十年了
- He laid down a bet forty years ago. - Forty years.
- 这里没有人能做到 - 我当然不会这样做
- No one here can do it. - I'm certainly not doing it.
来吧 证明我是错的
Come on. Prove me wrong.
这很容易弄明白 四十英里
Listen. It's easy to figure out. Forty miles.
- 是的 - 一天 因为一共是280英里
- Yeah. - A day. Because it's 280 miles.
不可能做到
No. It can't be done.
九天还有可能 也许十天 或十一天
It's more like nine days, maybe ten. Or eleven.
十一天 你七天之内无法做到 这是不可能的 不可能赢的
Eleven! You can't do that in seven days. It's impossible, unwinnable.
- 算了吧 我不做 - 我也不 没有机会
- Forget it. I'm not doing it. - Me, neither. No chance.
我很高兴坐车去
I'd be lucky to walk to the car.
但那天晚上晚些时候 塞巴斯蒂安展现了他的本色
But later that night, Sebastian showed his true colors.
他把桑多带回他的房子并赢了他250英镑
When he took Sandor back to his house and beat him for 250 grand.
几天后我才发现
I found out about it a few days later.
拜托 你现在像个小婊子一样
Oh, come on, you're acting like a little bitch.
塞巴斯蒂安 我告诉过你 不要威胁我的队员 尤其是我的朋友桑多
I told you, Sebastian, don't hijack my players, especially my friend Sandor!
他是个成年人了 他知道他自己在做什么
He's a grown man. He knew what he was doing.
这该死的山羊为什么在这里？我要的是骆驼
What's a fucking goat doing here? I asked for a camel.
当他醉得像块石头时 你赢走了他的钱
You broke the guy when he was stone cold drunk!
几天都没有人听到他的消息了 我不知道
No one's heard from him in days! I don't know.
也许他回到了南美 又从他母亲那儿偷走了一百万
Maybe he's gone back to South America, scrounging another mil off his mother.
我的意思是 这不是我的错
I mean, the point is, it's not my fault.
正如伟大的骗子阿马里洛·斯利姆所说
As the great hustler Amarillo Slim used to say,
“在蛇坑里一切都公平的 ”
"all is fair in a snake pit," Dukey.
不 不 他说的是:“我会在你的口袋里放条响尾蛇
No, no, he said, "I'll put a rattlesnake in your pocket
然后再找你比赛” 你个白痴
and I'll ask for a match," you moron!
好吧 如果你问我 我们开车去吧 找个高尔夫俱乐部
Alright, you ask me, we go the car, we get a golf club,
我们现在就去会会那个人渣
and we pay that creep a visit right now.
放松点 卡尔
Relax, Carl.
高尔夫俱乐部和一辆车 精神病吧
Golf club and a car. Psycho.
由于几天前的情况 卡尔对塞巴斯蒂安特别生气
Carl was especially mad at Sebastian due to a situation a few days before.
红发
Redheads.
我一直喜欢红头发
I've always been into redheads.
好吧 那对你来说不太好 因为我不是什么红发女郎
Well, too bad for you. 'Cause I'm not a redhead!
知道了
Got you.
那件事使卡尔损失了五万块
That little incident cost Carl fifty grand.
从技术上说 塞巴斯蒂安耍了他
Sebastian stiffed him on a technicality.
随着岁月的流逝 游戏转移到了豪宅 旅馆…上了另一个台阶
As the years went by, the game shifted to mansions, hotels... Went to another level.
我的连胜纪录仍在继续
My winning streak continued.
我一直把大部分现金藏在后院 以防万一
I kept hiding most of our cash in the backyard. Just in case of the unknown.
感恩节前两天
Then we were playing in this mansion in some day game
我们在这座豪宅中赌博
a couple of days before Thanksgiving.
我们应该那天晚上退出的 但是沃尔特·布鲁克斯
We were supposed to quit that night, but Walter Brooks,
塞巴斯蒂安的一位富有的亿万富翁朋友 才刚刚开始
a wealthy billionaire friend of Sebastian's, was just getting started.
布鲁克斯是钻石领域和对冲基金中
Brooks was one of the most successful
最成功的人之一
diamond field and hedge fund owners.
那天他输了20万 但是他眼睛都没眨过一下
He was down over 200 grand that day, and he didn't blink an eye.
- 我再买五十 - 我也是
- I'll buy another fifty, please. - Me, too.
然后是乔基·伯恩斯
Then there was Chucky Burns.
这个酒鬼 瘾君子兼情景喜剧明星也有自己的挣扎
The drunken, drug-addicted sitcom star having his own struggles.
这是游戏的游戏 完美的风暴
This was the game of games. The perfect storm.
问题是我们一直玩到感恩节那天
The problem was we played right into Thanksgiving Day,
没有人有要离开的念头
and no one had any thoughts of leaving.
你要知道还有四小时人们就要来了
You know that we are four hours away from people arriving.
- 你到底在哪 - 我这正赢着呢
- Where the hell are you? - I'm killing it here.
这是有史以来最伟大的比赛 这可能会改变我们的一生
I'm in the greatest game of all time! This could change our entire life!
如果你不快点回来 我将改变你的一生
If you don't get home soon, I'm gonna change your entire life!
不要 不 出去
No! No, get out.
乔基输掉了创纪录的700万
Chucky lost a record seven hundred thousand.
我赢了250万
I won two hundred and fifty thousand of it.
是我这辈子赢得最多的一次
The biggest score of my entire life.
几周后 愤怒的吉姆来了
A few weeks later, Angry Jim came by
来收我拳击赛下注输给他的钱 大概10万吧
to pick up money I owed him from a boxing bet, about 10 grand.
你让我从圣费尔南多谷到这里来
You made me come out to the San Fernando Valley.
你知道政府掩盖了这里的有毒气体么
You know they got poison gases out here that the government covers up.
哦 对了 你听说了吗？
Oh, by the way, did you hear?
那个演员 乔基？
That actor prick, Chucky?
- 他的支票被拒付了 - 是的 我知道 我知道 我也是
- His check bounced. - Yeah I know, I know. Mine too.
他欠我250万 不用担心他 他肯定还得起
He owes me two fifty. Don't worry about him. He's very good for it.
是的 如果他不还的话 我要撕开他的眼睛 强奸他的头盖骨
Yeah. Well if he's not, I'm gonna rip out his eyes and rape his fuckin' skull.
- 有点过了吧？- 也许
- A little much? - Maybe.
我的血糖有点低
My blood sugar's low.
那是卡尔吗？
Is that Carl?
卡尔 发生了什么？
Carl! What happened?
卡尔 发生了什么？
Carl! Oh! What happened?
他们拿走了我的车 他们还指责我作弊
They took my car. They accused me of cheating.
谁？谁指责你作弊？
Who? Who accused you of cheating?
墨西哥人 在加利西哥游戏里
The Mexicans, in the Calexico game!
- 他们说我用假骰子 - 你用了吗？
- They said I had phony dice! - Did you?
杜克 太过分了 过分
Duke! That's out of line! Out of line!
- 我看起来很傻么？- 那意思是“是”么？
- How stupid do I look? - That meant "yes."
多年以来 卡尔一直热衷于边境小镇的加利西哥游戏
For years Carl would run down to this border town game in Calexico
在一个肮脏的酒吧后面 那里满是浮渣袋和帮派成员
in the back of a seedy bar and roll dice with scum bags and gangsters.
他出问题只是时间问题
It was just a matter of time.
无论如何 他们把我带进了小巷
Anyway, they took me out back in the alley.
在我的眼睛里扔了辣酱 辣酱呀
Threw hot sauce in my eyes. Hot sauce!
我记得的最后一件事是 他们打了我的膝盖
And then the last thing I remember, they're beating my knee.
看这个 用平底锅打我的膝盖
Look at this. Beating my knee with a frying pan.
平底锅？ 他妈的墨西哥人 想的全是食物
Frying pan? Fucking Mexicans. Always thinking of food.
- 好吧 好吧 - 这不好笑
- Okay, alright. - That's not funny.
嘿 你能帮我付一下么？他们拿走了我所有的钱
Hey. Can you pay this guy? They took my whole roll.
- 是的 是的 - 不 我来 我来
- Yeah. Yeah. - No, I got it. I got it.
我罩着你 天哪
I got you covered. My God!
- 我可以留下吃晚餐吗？- 给
- Can I stay for supper? - Here you go.
我快饿死了
I'm starving.
从那天起 我的兄弟就得拄着拐杖走路了
From that day on, my brother walked on sticks.
大约一个月后 沃尔特·布鲁克斯 将我们带到他的纳帕谷葡萄园
About a month later, Walter Brooks flew us all out to his Napa Valley vineyard.
这是为了庆祝他花数百万美元购买的这款新奇的高档葡萄酒
It was to celebrate this new fancy wine he acquired for a zillion dollars.
我们都很兴奋 比在科罗拉多州还要兴奋
We were all having a blast, higher than the state of Colorado,
在厄运之神将我困住之前
before the temple of doom cornered me.
那个演员乔基仍然没有付钱给我
That actor prick Chucky... He still hasn't paid me.
我知道 我知道 愤怒吉姆 他会还的
I know, I know, Angry. He's good for it.
天啊 他妈的真让我生气 坏账完全毁了这个游戏
Oh, man. Fucking pisses me off! Bad debts ruin games.
你知道我该怎么办吗？
You know what I ought to do?
我应该把那个混蛋扔下他妈的楼梯
I ought to throw that cocksucker down a fucking flight of stairs!
淡定 教父 他会付钱的
Easy, Godfather. He'll pay.
我听起来很自信 但是其实我也欠了很多钱
I sounded confident, but I was owed a lot of money, too.
查基又回来了
Chucky was back in rehab.
谢谢 谢谢 各位
Thank you, thank you, one and all.
首先 我要欢迎大家来到我家
I want to begin by welcoming all of you to my home.
甚至我那群堕落的赌博朋友
Even my degenerate group of gambling friends
为我树立了如此可怕的榜样
who have set such a terrible example for me.
但是说真的 我是一个非常幸运的人
But seriously, I am a very lucky man.
但是 除非你有可以与之分享的朋友 否则财富没有任何价值
But wealth is of no value unless you have friends with which to share it.
我把你们每个人都当作我的朋友
I regard each and every one of you as my friend.
你是我的朋友 所以你也是我的家人
And because you are my friend, you are my family.
我非常荣幸你们接受了我的邀请
It would honor me greatly if you would accept my invitation
来见证我的非凡幸运
to participate in my extraordinary good fortune.
干杯 干杯
Hear, hear!
将军 大满贯扣篮 结束
Checkmate. Slam dunk, over!
世界上最成功的商人
The most successful business man in the world
只是给了我们他所有投资财富的“机会”
just gave us an "in" to all his investment riches.
对于普通人来说是不可能的 但是我们被选中了
Impossible for the ordinary man. But we were chosen.
恭喜你
Congratulations.
和塞巴斯蒂安一样糟糕 我因此欠了他钱
As bad as Sebastian was, I owed him for this one.
回到洛杉矶后 我几乎把所有的钱都凑起来了
When I got back to LA, I rounded up practically all of our money.
总计约120万 并立即把它投到了沃尔特的主要对冲基金里
Total about 1.2 million and wired it immediately in to Walter's main hedge fund.
内心深处 我知道金钱真的无法带给你幸福
Deep down, I knew money really couldn't bring you happiness.
但是现在 我们还是很高兴
But right now, we weren't very deep, and we were really happy.
时间流逝 一切都很好
Time went by and all was well,
即使乔基和我们碰面也从未付过任何钱
even though Chucky went sideways and never paid anyone.
然后 这一天真的很糟糕
Then, the day got real bad.
我们来看看今晚的重大新闻
We are following breaking news tonight.
我们了解到亿万富翁沃尔特·布鲁克斯
We've learned that billionaire Walter Brooks,
最成功的风险投资公司之一的董事长
chairman of one of the most successful venture capital firms,
被美国政府起诉了
has been indicted by the US Government
他似乎正在运行庞氏骗局
for what appears to be running a Ponzi scheme.
现在他下落不明
Now his whereabouts are unknown at this time,
令心怀不满的投资者陷入绝望 拼命寻找原因
leaving disgruntled investors in ruins and desperate for answers.
什么？
What?
不要啊
No!
经过数天给律师 警察甚至FBI打电话
After days of phone calls to lawyers, cops, even FBI,
我们终于意识到我们的钱没了
we finally realized that our money was gone.
最糟糕的是塞巴斯蒂安告诉大家
The worst part about it is that Sebastian told people
他从未真正信任过布鲁克斯 也从未投资过一毛钱
he never really trusted Brooks and never invested a dime.
更糟的是 他在开赌场
To make matters worse, he was having a game.
和我的玩家之间的
My game with my players.
我有刀和胶带 我要带上它
I got a knife and duct tape! And I'm bringing it!
你认为我们是谁？黑帮么？回车里去
Who do you think we are? The Sopranos? Get back in the car.
塞巴斯蒂安在哪里？
Where's Sebastian?
所有的刺激是什么？
What is all the excitement? Huh?
杜克
Ah! Dukemeister.
到底是怎么回事？
What the hell's going on?
大个子 别紧张 谢谢你
You're relieved, big man. Thank you.
那是什么？你在说什么
What's that? What're you talking about?
你在做什么？你在开赌场吗？
What are you doing? You having a game?
这是我的游戏？你不邀请我吗？
My game? And you don't invite me?
这是十万的大买入 你告诉我你破产了
This is a hundred grand buy in. You told me you're broke.
你正在窃取我的游戏
You're trying to steal my game.
杜克 记得么 我可是武术的黑带六段
Duke, remember. I'm sixth degree in black belt on martial arts scale.
不要让我用空手道对付你
Do not make me karate the fuck at you.
好的 但是根据记录 只有五道黑带
Okay. But for the record, it's fifth degree black belt.
它最高只升到五道
It only goes up to fifth degree!
在欧洲不是 不同的规定
Not in Europe. It's a different fucking scale!
规定不同？真的么？这可是公共制度
Different scale? Really? It's the metric system!
- 解释 - 你说解释是什么意思？
- Explain. - What do you mean explain?
- 你没上过学吗 - 我去过
- Didn't you go to school? - Yes, I did!
对 好 公共制度
Right! Well, the metric system!
- 你在说什么？- 欧洲公制
- What are you talking about? - The European metric system!
我知道公制
I know the metric system!
确定只有五道么？
Is it fifth?
他妈的 太尴尬了
Fuck! That's embarrassing.
我的游戏被盗了 没有资金了
With my game stolen and my bankroll destroyed,
我马上试着收回乔基欠我的钱
I quickly tried to collect on my Chucky Burns marker.
这个家伙确实欠了我250万美元
This whack job did owe me a quarter of a million dollars.
嘿!
Hey!
你看起来挺好的
Hey! Hey! You look good.
你看起来挺好的 谢谢 你呢？
You look good. Thanks. You?
是的我很好 你看起来挺好的
Yeah. I'm fine. You look good.
你看起来挺好的 非常健康
You look good. Very healthy.
我遇到问题了
Look, I got a problem.
我真的很烂 我需要钱
I'm really busted. I need money.
你还欠我一些钱 250万
You owe me some money. Two hundred and fifty thousand.
我真的欠你250万吗？
Do I really owe you a quarter of a million?
我没有怀疑你 我只是记不清了
I'm not doubting you. I just have no memory of it.
是 是的 你欠我250万美元
Yes. Yes, you owe me 2500000 dollars.
还记得感恩节那次吗？那次你输了
Remember the Thanksgiving game? You got gobbled up.
对 对
Right. Right.
- 我可以给你支票么？- 不
- Can I offer you a line? - No.
- 你要这些吗？- 不
- You want some of these? - No.
- 来点这个？- 不
- Some of these? - No.
- 这个呢？- 不
- Some of this? - No.
好的 所以...
Okay. So...
我想付给你 我想付钱
I wanna pay you. I wanna pay you the money.
感谢上帝 感谢上帝 我知道你会的 谢谢
Thank God. Thank God. I knew you'd come through. Thank you!
但是我破产了
But I'm broke.
你破产了
You're broke.
是的 他妈的没有人愿意再雇用我了
Yeah. No one's fucking hiring me anymore.
我不明白
I don't get it.
好吧 这让我感到很震惊
Well, it's a shock to me.
再见
Look, I'll see you around.
嘿 杜克 嘿 杜克 杜克？
Hey Duke! Hey, uh, hey Duke. Duke?
我真的很抱歉
I'm really sorry.
嘿 别担心
Hey, don't worry.
老人曾经告诉我每个人都会破产 只有废物才不能振作起来
My old man used to tell me everyone goes broke, only bums don't come back.
你不是废物
You're not a bum.
不 我不是废物
No, I'm not a bum.
胜利者 我是胜利者
Winner. I'm a winner!
我是胜利者
I'm a winner! Whoo!
几个月过去了 情况变得更糟
Months went by and things got worse.
我已经破产了 还是要付账单
I was dead broke with bills to pay
家人也当我不存在一样
and a family who acted like I didn't exist.
爱你们
Hey! Love you guys!
是的 对 爸爸 是的
Yeah, right dad, right!
然后... 休息一下
Then... a break.
你好？
Hello?
塞巴斯蒂安打电话约我见面 他说他有个好消息
A call from Sebastian to meet. He said he had good news.
我二十分钟后到了他家
I was at his house in twenty minutes.
不错 最后 我们再降低一点
Beautiful, last, we'll sink a little bit lower
每次呼气吸气时
with each out breath, each inhale,
从中胸骨到头顶拉长
lengthen, from middle sternum to crown of the head,
每次呼气都降低一点
each exhale sink a little bit lower,
来吧 再来一次
there we go. One more in, press your in... Hey.
现在开始吧...
Now let's move...
给我拿一条好毛巾
Get me a nice towel.
你好啊 杜克
Namaste, Duke.
那么 找我来干嘛？观看彼得潘的试镜吗？
So, why am I here? To watch you audition for Peter Pan?
什么 这让你不舒服了吗？嗯？
What, does this make you uncomfortable? Hmm?
听着 你在这里的原因
Listen, the reason you're here.
我知道华尔特·布鲁特度让你过了一段苦日子
I know you've had a tough time with Walter Brooks.
我知道乔基还欠你一些钱
I know that prick Chucky still owes you some dough.
因此 我想从你那里购买乔基的欠条
So I'd like to buy Chucky's marker off of you.
真的么？
Really?
值250万
It's worth 250 grand.
是的 但有传言 他也自身难保 他也破产了
Yeah, but rumor has it, he is one foot in the grave and he's MC Hammer broke.
你知道么？所以 我在考虑 我会买他的欠条的
You know? So, I'm thinking, I'll buy his marker.
也许十年后就可以收回 也许不行
Maybe it pays off in ten years. Maybe it don't.
但是对于40万来说 这也许是值得的
But for forty grand, it might be with worth it.
40万 不 那太荒谬了
Forty grand! No, that's ridiculous.
好的 我知道你会讲价的
Okay. I knew you'd bargain.
我愿意加一点 60万 但是不会更多了
I'm willing to go up. Sixty. But not more.
我同意了
I'll take it.
当然可以
Of course you will.
有了这60万 我轻松了一阵子
With the sixty grand, I laid low for a while.
并等待着合适的游戏
And waited for the right game.
玩的时候我发现
A thing happens when you're used to playing
以前目标是赢得10万 现在只有10万
for a hundred grand and now you're playing for ten.
我运气不好 一晚上就输光了我的60万
You play bad. I lost the entire sixty in one night.
所以...我们现在只能喝两美元的龙舌兰酒了 是吗？
So... we're down to the two dollar tequila now, huh?
可悲啊
Pathetic.
有个坏消息
Here's some bad news.
什么？这是什么？
What? What is this?
是的 出售给塞巴斯蒂安的好时机
Yeah. Great timing to sell to Sebastian.
乔基又有钱了 我听说他在几个星期前就向塞巴斯蒂安偿还了欠款
Chucky's rich again. I heard he paid Sebastian back the 250 K weeks ago.
情况变得更糟了 看看谁是执行导演
It gets worse. Read the part about who's executive producing the show.
- 塞巴斯蒂安 - 哦 我的上帝 不 不
- Sebastian. - Oh, my God! No, no!
这意味着塞巴斯蒂安早就知道他正在演戏
Which means Sebastian knew he was doing the show
他迫不及待地想着设圈套骗你 他妈的...
and he couldn't wait to hustle you. Fucking...!
你这个喝醉的傻瓜
You better just straighten up, you drunken fool. Alright?
你只是又被那个卑鄙的人抢劫了
You just got robbed again by that scumbag!
是时候还击了
Time to get your balls back.
让我们给这个家伙一个教训
Let's snap this guy.
山谷后
大约一周后 我遇到了愤怒的吉姆
About a week later, I met up with Angry Jim.
我本打算把我的高尔夫球杆两百美元卖给他
I was gonna try and sell him my golf clubs for two hundred bucks
即使他们可能还值一千块
even though they were probably still worth a grand.
我太需要钱了
I was desperate for money.
你让我再次来到山谷就为了这个吗？
You made me come out to the valley again for these?
这些球杆看起来好像经历了战争一样
These clubs look like they've been through a war.
是的
Yeah.
你好
Hello.
什么？
What?
桑德尔死了 他在赛道上心脏病发作
Sandor was dead. He had a heart attack at the racetrack.
桑德尔是一个非常特别的人
Sandor was a very special guy.
真正的赌徒
True gambler.
一个充满激情 有着很多朋友的男人
A man with great passion and many, many friends.
不像我 这算什么 才八个人
Don't seem like to me. There's what? Eight people?
如果你破产了 桑德尔会给你钱
If you were broke, Sandor would give you money.
他不在乎自己
He wasn't about himself.
不像这个房间里的其他人一样
Unlike other people in this room.
我想他说的是你
I think he's talking about you.
- 他乐于付出 - 哦 他付出过
- He was about giving. - Oh, he gave.
他还欠我250万
He still owes me like twenty five grand.
老赖 老赖 ...嘿 来吧
Welcher, welcher... Hey, come on.
桑德尔 你真是个伟人
Sandor, you were a great man.
愿你永远能压中河牌
河牌 river card 德州扑克中术语 指公共牌的第五张 也就是最后一张
May the river card always hit you.
对不起 非常抱歉
I'm sorry. So sorry.
你知道 我想说一点点
You know, I think I'd like to say a little something.
- 你不能说话 - 什么？我要表示我的敬意
- Hey! You can't say a damn word! - What? I'm paying my respect.
尊重？这是尊敬他么
Respects? Respect him? Yeah.
当他破产时你不尊重他
You didn't respect him when you broke him
当他喝醉的像块石头一样的时候 你有过尊重么？
for 250000 when he was stone cold drunk, did you?
你为什么现在提这个？
Why are you bringing that up now?
坐下 你坐下
Sit down. You sit down.
我坐下 你就坐下 我先站起来的 你坐下
I will sit down. You sit down. I stood up first. You sit down.
抱歉 他有点情绪化
Sorry. He's very emotional.
他很激动 我很抱歉
He's emotional. My apologies.
他现在很激动
He's emotional right now.
- 坐下 - 你坐下
- Sit down. - You sit down.
- 不 你坐下 - 坐下
- No, you sit down. - Sit down.
我要坐下 坐下
I'm gonna sit down. Sit down.
他不敏感 不敏感 是的!
He's insensitive. Insensitive! Yes!
这个盒子真他妈不错 那是什么 橡木么？
It's a nice fucking box. What is that, oak?
- 对你痛失爱夫我感到非常抱歉 - 谢谢
- I'm very sorry for your loss. - Thank you.
嗨 帕皮安娜
Hi, Papiana.
我很抱歉
Oh! I'm so sorry!
亲爱的 你太好了
Oh, sweetie, that was so beautiful.
- 谢谢 - 谢谢
- Thank you. - Thank you.
感谢你对我弟弟的评价
And thank you for what you said about my brother.
谢谢 不管怎么...
Thank you. Anyway, uh...
每年我母亲都会寄给桑德尔一笔钱 让他享受生活
Every year my mother would send Sandor a sum of money to enjoy his life with.
对 无论如何...
Right. Anyway...
为了纪念桑德尔和你的友谊
In honor of Sandor and your friendship,
我妈妈和我希望把这个给你
my mother and I would like you to have this.
这是什么？
What is it?
你在开玩笑吧 不会吧 天哪 天哪
You're kidding! No way! Holy fuck! Oh my God! Oh my God!
杜克刚刚继承了一百万美元
Duke just inherited a million dollars!
我们得救了 我们不会失去房子啦
We're saved. We won't lose the house!
哇 杜克现在赚大钱了
Wow! Duke's rolling in the big money now, huh.
我爷爷曾经说过
Woohoo! My grandpa used to say
祸福相依
sometimes good can come from sorrow.
听着 也许有了这个 这个老家伙
Hey, listen. Perhaps with this, maybe the old man here
可以用这笔钱买回他的游戏
could buy his way back in my game with this sort of money.
放松 康曼 我再也不会玩你的游戏了
Relax, conman. I'll never play in your game again.
你为什么直呼我名字？他为什么对我这么有敌意？
Why are you calling me names? Why is he being so hostile?
我只是来恭喜你
I was just coming over to congratulate you.
不 你不是 你是因为这个而来到这里的
No, you weren't. You came over here because of this.
我们又有了一点钱可以摆脱债务
We have a little money again that we can get out of debt with.
你想抢走它 我了解你
You want to hustle it. I know you.
但是我不要你的钱 好 好
But I don't want your money. Good! Good.
现在请走开 否则我会打肿你的脸 那样怎么样
Now please leave before I bust your face! How about that?
嘿 大家看呀 他对我很刻薄
Hey, come on guys. He's mean to me.
现在我发疯了 我想要你的钱
Now I am mad, I do want your fucking money. Hey, hey!
你要我的钱
You want my money.
他在吹牛 他如何战无不胜
He is bragging about how he wins any prop.
还是房间里最聪明的人 对吧 杜克？
Smartest man in the room. Right, Duke?
不知道你在说什么
Don't know what you're talking about.
你为什么不把钱放在你嘴里呢？
Why don't you put your money where your mouth is?
你选择一个来下注吧 什么都可以 听起来很公平吧？
You pick a prop. Anything. Sound fair?
扑克？高尔夫 任何你想要的都行
Head's up at poker? Game of golf. Whatever you want.
做个男子汉吧 把你的钱投进来
Be a big man. Put your money down.
你不会真的想吧...
You're not really thinking...
- 宝贝 别这样 - 你知道我想什么吗？
- Babe, stay out of this. - You know what I think?
我认为问题在于你扮演认识的赌徒时间过长
I think the problem is that you've played the knowing gambler too long.
你是一个只想玩的人
You're a has been who just wants to play
在他肮脏的小山谷游戏中
in his shitty little valley game.
- 我会赌的 - 准备好你的一百万
- I'll do it! - Get your million ready.
- 不 天啊 - 你疯了吗？
- Oh, no. Oh God. - Are you crazy?
我们刚刚重获新生 现在你想带上所有一切和你冒险吗？
We got our life back, now you want to risk everything?
宝贝 桑德尔会想要这样的 我有优势
Babe, Sandor would've wanted this. I've got the edge.
我们会赢的 谁最棒来着？
We'll win. Who's crushing it?
不是你 只有你自己一个人
Not you! You're on your own!
- 我不会参加的 - 真尴尬
- This is without me. - That was awkward.
那么 赌注是多少？
So, what's the bet gonna be?
一百万美元步行到拉斯维加斯
A million dollar walk to Vegas!
- 很性感 - 好的 混蛋 下注吧
- Very sexy! - Okay assholes, the bet is on!
你们中的一个现在退出 你们就欠了100万了
Either one of you guys pulls out now, you owe a hundred grand.
今晚之后 是200 总赌注是一百万
After tonight, it's two hundred! The overall bet is a million.
我们鼓励额外下注 我们开工吧
Extra betting is encouraged. Let's do this!
我们为每个小细节争吵了几个小时
We bickered for hours going over every little detail.
好吧 所以每天有三十五分钟
Okay, so three times a day for fifteen minutes,
杜克可以进入房车 使用洗手间和淋浴 如果他愿意的话
Duke can come into the RV, use the restroom, the shower if he so pleases.
没有 一天只要两次 这已经最多了 就这样 我可不是开旅馆的
No! Twice a day! Tops. That's it. I'm not running a fucking hotel.
在大多数重要问题上我们都达到了一致
Most of the big issues were settled on.
我必须在外面睡觉 白天90％时间都在走路或跑步
I had to sleep outside, I could walk or run, 90 % in the daytime,
也没有帽子 我只能吃或喝我装在袋子里的东西
no hats allowed, and I could only eat or drink what I packed in my bag.
现在 让我们谈谈最大的问题 期限
Now let's talk about the biggest - days.
- 等等 他在说什么 - 我们决定九天
- Wait, wait. What's he talking about? - We decided it was going to be nine days.
不 我们说谈判下到底是八天还是九天
No, we said eight or nine days to be negotiated.
但是我倾向于八天
But I'm leaning towards eight.
伙计们 认真点 我今年48岁了
Guys, get serious. I'm 48 years old.
好的 八天之内到拉斯维加斯的步行路程为每天36英里 这不可能
Okay, the walk to Vegas in eight days is 36 miles a day. Impossible.
是的 他没有办法做到这一点
Yeah. There's no way he's going to make that.
看看他 他就是个老酒鬼
Look at him. He's an old drunk.
抱歉 杜克
Sorry, Duke.
- 别担心 - 他确实喝很多
- No worries. - He does drink a lot.
那是事实
That is true.
他妈的 狗屎 他妈的 狗屎
Fuck, shit, fuck, shit.
男孩们 他一生都在打职业网球
Boys, he's been playing professional tennis his whole life.
他每天锻炼两次 他在骗我们
He works out twice a day. He's conning us.
不 还是八天 要么接受 要么走
No, it's eight days. Take it or leave it.
好吧 我决定了 八天
Okay, you got me! Eight days.
但你偷了我的钱 那这笔钱怎么办？
And as long as you're stealing my money, how about this one?
- 7天怎么样？- 什么？
- How about seven days? - What?
你在说什么？你在开玩笑么？
What are you talking about? You're kidding?
我会按照道尔·布伦森赌注的传统在七天内完成
I'll do it in seven days in the tradition of the Doyle Brunson bet.
但是道尔在下注时才32岁
But Doyle was 32 when he made that bet.
他身材高大 他可以在三个小时内睡着跑完马拉松
He was in superior shape. He could run a marathon in three hours in his sleep.
- 太他妈正确了 - 我想你想知道赔率
- Damn right. - I suppose you'd want odds on it.
是的 我当然要赔率 大的赔率 否则我就走了
Yes, of course, I want odds. Big odds, or I'm out of here.
那就对了 太疯狂了
That's right! That's crazy!
不 这不对 在48岁时步行七天到拉斯维加斯
No, it's not. Seven days to walk to Vegas at 48 years old,
在沙漠热中半醉？
a semi drunk in hot desert heat?
让我们休息一下 他永远做不到 所以至少要二十比一
Give us a break. He could never do it, so it's gotta be twenty to one, at least.
是的三十
Yeah. Thirty!
三十比一 这就是我的想法
Thirty to one! That's what I'm thinking.
你认为我们应该给他什么？
What do you think we should give him?
你认为他真的可以做到吗？
You think he can actually make it?
不能 他做不到 这根本不可能
It can't be done. Not by him. It's a fucking lock.
好吧好吧 我们决定了 就这样
Alright, alright. Here we are. Here we are.
按照道尔投注的传统 我们会在7天之内完成
In the tradition of the Doyle bet, we do it in seven days.
- 但是这个大个子得穿西装 - 什么？什么？
- But big man here's gotta wear a suit. - What? What?
一套西装？你要我在沙漠穿西装吗？你疯了吗？
A suit? You want me to wear a suit in the desert? Are you crazy?
那是原先赌注的一部分 你知道的
That was part of the original bet and you know it.
七天 你穿西装 我给你五比一
Seven days, you in a suit. I'll give you five to one.
这太疯狂了 你知道道尔从来没有下注吗？
This is crazy. You know Doyle never made the bet?
- 他停下来了 他之所以离开是因为他知道自己不可能获胜 - 是的
- He stopped. He pulled off because he knew it was impossible to win. - Yeah.
是的 因为你知道这套西装 令我印象深刻
Yeah, because you knew about the suit, which I'm impressed by,
你还必须了解杰克·比尼恩的名言么
you must also know about the Jack Binion clause.
他最好的朋友杰克·比尼恩实际上可以减轻他的痛苦
That his best friend Jack Binion could actually relieve him
最后25英里 如果需要的话
the last 25 miles if need be.
就这些么？
That's it?
这就是你所抱怨的唯一问题吗？他妈的 好的 成交
That's all you're whining about as our sticking point? Fuck. Alright. Deal.
成交
Deal.
你最好热身一下
You'd better warm up some.
只有十天的准备时间 我不得不快速行动
With only ten days to prepare, I had to move fast.
♫ 你冷静下来 冷静下来 ♫
♫ You calm down, calm down ♫
为了正式一点 所有的赌注都存入了托管账户
To make it official, all the money was put into an escrow account.
这家账户非常有名
Very reputable.
♫ 我被束缚 我被束缚在我们所有的地方 ♫
♫ And I'm bound, I'm bound In all our place ♫
♫ 没有声音 没有声音 ♫
♫ There is no sound No sound ♫
多年以来 我一直没有这么锻炼过 但是我感觉很好
I hadn't worked out this hard in years. But I was feeling great.
- 你好 邻居 - 操你妈
- Hi, neighbor! - Fuck you!
我是山谷之王
I'm the king of the Valley!
第一天
我准备走了 这些家伙在哪
I'm ready to go. Where are these guys?
- 他们说中午见 - 是的
- They said noon. - Yeah.
欢迎光临 凯马特购物者
Welcome, K-Mart shoppers!
看起来很厉害
Oh! Oh! Lookin' sharp!
这就是山谷的样子吧？
So this is what a Valley looks like, huh?
好棒的房车 塞巴斯蒂安
Sweet RV, Sebastian!
滚蛋 卡尔
Suck a dick, Carl.
是的
Yeah...
你太太和你的孩子在哪里？
Where's the missus? Where's the boy at?
我以为你们会庆祝的呢
I thought you guys would be celebrating.
用一些五彩纸屑 还有一些气球
Have some confetti, some balloons.
我家人都知道 不用担心
I got my family covered. Don't worry about it.
好的 伙计们 爸爸要走了喔 我爱你们
Okay guys, Pops is leaving! I love you!
操你妈
Fuck you!
如果你不知道 他们仍然没有和好
In case you don't know, they still aren't talking.
我他妈的明白了 卡尔
I fucking got it, Carl!
好了 亲爱的 准备好了吧？我想离开这里
Alright, love, ready, huh? I wanna get out of here.
山谷的烟雾灼烧着我的的眼睛
This Valley smog is burning my eyes.
是的
Yeah.
再见
Bye-bye.
好吧 百万美元的拉斯维加斯之旅现在开始
Okay, million dollar walk to Vegas, begins now!
距拉斯维加斯标志牌280英里
280 miles to the Vegas sign.
我必须赢得这个赌注
I had to win this bet.
我选择穿13年前向KC求婚时的西装
I chose to wear the suit that I proposed to KC in, 13 years ago.
这是我的幸运服
It was my lucky suit.
我沿着山谷的北端经过圣克拉丽塔 走了一条老路
I took the old back route from the north end of the Valley through Santa Clarita.
所有人都下注了
All the guys had action on the bet,
大多数人都站在塞巴斯蒂安一边
most taking pieces on Sebastian's side.
只有翁和卡尔在我身上下了注
Just Wing and Carl making bets on me.
嘿 杜克 我们都在吃冰淇淋三明治
Hey, Dukey, we're all having ice cream sandwiches.
我不想吹牛 但是我们马上要吃冰淇淋三明治了
I don't wanna brag, but we are having ice cream sandwiches.
第一天我走了40英里
I got through 40 miles on day one.
我完成了一天的计划
I was right on schedule.
谢谢 谢谢 土狼
Thank you! Thank you, coyotes!
我整周都会在这里
I'll be here all week!
我不敢相信他在第一天就走出了巴斯克斯巨石
I can't believe the bastard made Vasquez Rocks on the first day!
巴斯克斯巨石？这不就是洛克·哈德森拍摄电影《里奥·布拉沃》的地方么？
Vasquez Rocks? Isn't that where Rock Hudson shot that movie "Rio Bravo"
他在那里杀死了那些印第安人？
where he killed all those Indians?
- 我不在乎不 - 不 正确
- I don't care. - No, incorrect.
那就是约翰·韦恩
That would be John Wayne.
我有没有告诉过你那天我处理过他儿子帕特里克的事情？
Did I ever tell you I handled his son Patrick back in the day?
你没有 但是你知道吗？我晚上无法入睡
You didn't. But you know what? I'm having trouble sleeping at night,
那你为什么不等下打给我 再讲讲那个故事呢？
so why don't you call me later and retell that story?
第二天 我很早就跑着出发了
Day two I hit it early and sprung down the road.
我沿着皮尔伯洛瑟姆公路一路奔跑 尽量节省时间
I cruised down Pearblossom Highway. And was making time.
我像山间微风一样飘过
I breezed through the mountains like it was nothing.
天气很热 但是我仍在持续奔跑
It was hot, but I was kicking ass!
在美丽的阳光照耀下 我变得坚强 并富含维生素D
With the beautiful sun shining down, I was strong and full of vitamin D.
我的身体状态正好
My body was in its zone.
我为生活以及世界的宁静感到兴奋
I was excited about life and at total peace with the world.
哟 流行音乐 你他妈真恶心
Yo, Pops! You're fucking sick!
来吧 朋克们
Come on, punks!
他妈的00后 他们认为自己喝着精酿啤酒就很厉害
Fucking millennials. They think they're all hot shit with their craft beer.
在那次崩溃之后 我开始受伤 速度也慢了下来
After that debacle, I started to hurt and slow down.
大约中午时分 我感到脖子发麻
Around noon time, I felt tingling around my neck.
这是中暑的前兆
The start of heat stroke.
好了 现在开始15分钟的房车休息
Alright, 15 minute RV break starts now!
给他点空间
Give him room!
好的 好吧 他来了
Okay! Okay, here he comes.
冠军来了 你知道么？你晒得很好
Here comes the champ. You know something? You're getting a good tan.
有人给他手机么 这样他就可以叫小姐了
Someone give him a cell phone. So he can call the misses.
太快了？
Too soon?
我把它收回吧
I take it back.
天啊 什么样的硬汉才会打一个孩子呀
Oh, my gosh! Yeah, it takes a real tough guy to hit a child.
嘿! 你看起来不错
Hey! You're looking good.
而且你感觉很好
And you're feeling good!
他还好
He's fine.
那天下午 我在缓慢前行
That afternoon, I was dragging.
但是我还有500万美元要赢 所以我继续前进了
But with five million dollars to win, I pushed on.
有时候我会领先于房车
There were times I'd get ahead of the RV.
他们停下来 吃午餐或者去看一些肮脏的脱衣舞表演
They'd stall, have lunch or go to some sleazy strip joint.
我穿越了很多空旷的沙漠节省了很多时间
I cut across a lot of open desert to make better time.
当然 塞巴斯蒂安不会相信我
Of course, Sebastian wouldn't trust me,
所以他雇了这个侦察员在我后面半英里监视我
so he hired this scout to walk behind me about a half mile away
以防万一有摩托车来接我并带我个十几英里
just in case a motorcycle didn't pick me up and drive me ten miles down the road.
我他妈的
Oh, we're fucked.
杜克已经在两天内走了一百英里
Duke's already gone a hundred miles in two days.
- 那家伙真他妈是一台机器 - 没事
- That guy's a fucking machine. - Nah.
我们会没事的 第三天他肯定会累的
We'll be alright. He'll tire out after day three.
没有人能战胜这该死的沙漠 相信我
Nobody beats a fucking desert. Trust me.
要下注吗
Check or bet.
嘿 伙计们 这里太热了 我需要一些水
Hey, guys, it's too hot in here. I need some water.
你他妈的滚回去
Wonton, get the fuck back in there.
你又出来了 你输了
You pop out again, you lose the bet!
水？他要水吗？我不这么认为
Water? He wants water? I don't think so.
在第二天结束时 我已经筋疲力尽了
By the end of day two I was exhausted.
一切都危在旦夕 我像进入了自动驾驶模式一样
And with everything at stake, I went into autopilot,
并在夜幕降临之前我们到达了维克多维尔
and made Victorville before nightfall.
第三天 我比计划还超前了
Day three. Way ahead of schedule.
我的身体感觉好极了
My body feeling surprisingly good.
我走了
I was off.
靠边停车
Pull over.
这是什么意思
What is this about?
我把你拦下来 是因为你阻碍了交通
I stopped you because you're slowing down traffic.
嗯...我可没有时间 我的意思是 很明显 你疯了
Ugh... I don't have time for this. I mean, clearly, you're insane.
根本没有车流我们怎么阻碍交通？
How are we slowing down traffic when there is no fucking traffic?
耶稣基督 看
Jesus Christ! Look,
我已经给你们这些乡巴佬警察付过钱了
I know for a fact that we paid all you hillbilly cops off.
更确切地说 我可以补充下
Rather handsomely, I may add.
- 你叫谁乡巴佬？- 你
- Who you calling a hillbilly? - You.
嘿! 有什么问题？有什么问题？
Hey! What's the problem? What's the problem?
这个愚蠢的东西想把我们扣下来
This silly hick fuck wants to shut us down.
嘿 先生 回到你的车上 现在
Hey, sir, return to your vehicle! Now!
- 我的什么？- 现在返回你的车辆
- My what? - Return to your vehicle now.
- 照做吧 - 他说什么？
- Do it! - What did he say?
- 松手 - 我的车吗
- Let go! - My vehicle?
他们甚至不会说英语
They don't even speak English.
- 他们带枪了 - 进去
- There they go with their guns. - Get in there!
- 他妈的 - 警官
- For fuck sake. - Officer.
- 汽车 这根本不算是一个单词 - 警官 我可以解释一下吗？
- Vehicles. It's not even a word! - Officer. Can I explain?
我叫杜克 我为那个人道歉 他是个电影导演
My name's Duke. I apologize for that guy. He's a movie director.
哦 我知道他是谁
Oh, I know who he is.
你这个好莱坞的人渣认为你们可以逃脱
And you Hollywood pricks think you can get away
处罚 不是吗？
with whatever you want, don't you?
是的 实际上 我同意你的观点
Yeah, actually, I agree with you about Hollywood pricks.
他们都是 我曾经是好莱坞的演员 是的
They all are. I used to be an actor in Hollywood myself. Yeah.
但是无论如何 那里的那个家伙 相信我
But anyway, that guy in there, trust me,
他是你有史以来见过最大的好莱坞人渣
he's the biggest Hollywood prick you'll ever meet.
你知道吗？我因为那个人渣而破产 是的
You know what? I'm broke because of that prick. Yeah.
我不能养活我的妻子和孩子 由于我对上帝的诚实
I can't support my wife and my kid. Honest to God because of that prick.
而且 可悲的是我和那个愚蠢人渣打了赌
And, sadly I made a bet with that stupid prick
我是否能在七天内步行到拉斯维加斯
that I can, it's crazy, walk to Vegas in seven days.
步行去拉斯维加斯？
A walk to Vegas?
- 你疯了吗？- 是的
- Are you out of your mind? - Yeah.
也许我是 我不知道 但是我在做 我现在在这里
Maybe I am. I don't know. But I'm doing it. I'm out here right now!
我走了一半了 警官 如果你现在阻止我
I'm half way through and, officer, if you stop me now,
我会输的 那人渣将毁了我
I will lose, that prick will have ruined me.
我不知道该怎么办
I don't know what I'll do.
对不起 我刚刚那么叫你
I'm sorry I called you a silly fuck.
哇 他真的是个人渣 不是吗？
Wow, he really is a prick, isn't he?
好吧 听着 你一定要赢
Well, listen. You got a bet to win.
而且我不会阻止你的
And I'm not gonna stop you.
你不是吧？真的么？
You're not? Really?
那很棒 谢谢你 谢谢你 谢谢你
That's great! Thank you, thank you, thank you!
你知道豪猪和一辆充满好莱坞风格的公共汽车之间的区别是什么？
You know what the difference between a porcupine and a bus full of Hollywood types is?
不 不是 不知道 我不知道
No, not really. Don't know. I don't know.
豪猪的刺在外面 而这个是里面有刺
The porcupine has his pricks on the outside.
那... 真有趣
That... That's funny.
那是豪猪的梗... 很好
That's the porcupine reference... That's good.
是啊 我只是刚才灵机一动
Yeah, yeah. I just made that one up.
是的 我们在兰开斯特有一个小喜剧俱乐部
Yeah, we got a little comedy club in Lancaster.
有时 我会去表演下... 这是一种爱好
Sometimes, I go in there and I... It's a hobby.
我尝试一些东西 有意思的东西
I try out some stuff. That's clever stuff.
很有幽默感
Great sense of humor.
如果我是你 我会走这条路
If I was you, I would get off this road.
你想去那座山上吗
You wanna head out up over that mountain there.
地形有点复杂 但你会没事的
It's a little terrain, but you're gonna be fine.
这条路绕弯了
The road bends back around.
这将是真正的捷径 可节省你几个小时
It's gonna be a real shortcut, save you a few hours.
不 你在开玩笑 那太好了
No, you're kidding. That's beautiful.
警官 我感激不尽 你...
Officer, I can't thank you enough. You are...
我为他感到很抱歉 你真棒 而且你很有趣
I'm so sorry about him, and you're fantastic! And you're funny.
真是一种荣幸
It's been a real pleasure.
是的 真正的演员
Oh. Yeah. Real actor.
我遇到了一个真正的演员
Meeting a real actor.
你演过我看过的电影吗？
You ever been in anything I'd ever seen?
没有 可能永远也不会 回头见 谢谢你
Never. Probably never. Way back. Thank you though.
不 我以前见过你的脸 我认识你
No, I've seen your face before. I know you.
我可以给你我的名片吗？
Could I give you my card?
我现在真的不能那样做 所以 听着 你得走了
I can't really do that now. So, listen, you get going.
好的？你最好给那个好莱坞人渣上一课 好的？你听到了吗？
Okay? You teach that Hollywood prick a lesson. Okay? You hear me?
好的 我会的
Alright. I will.
去吧
Hydrate.
这是怎么回事？还没结束么？
What's going on? Is it happening or what?
是的 还没有 比赛还在进行中
Yeah, it's happening! The race is still on!
他认为 你是好莱坞的恶棍
And he agrees. You're a Hollywood prick!
再见
Adios.
注意熊 山狮 响尾蛇 洪水
现在才告诉我
Now they tell me!
这是什么？
What is this?
乡巴佬的帮助
Hillbilly help!
好的
Okay.
这很烦人吗？你的朋友走的捷径
Is that irritating? Some shortcut your pal took.
几个小时后 我跌至谷底
Hours later, I hit rock bottom.
从字面上看是这样的
Literally.
我还是找到了房车 这真是一个奇迹
It was a miracle I even found the RV.
- 好吧 你的电话 嘿! - 那是什么鬼？
- Alright, your call. - Hey! What the fuck is that?
来吧 你确定要打开加热器吗？你是认真的吗？
Come on. You're putting the heater on? Seriously?
我他妈的可不在本＆杰里里 卡尔
I'm not fucking Ben & Jerry's, Carl!
这里太冷了
Freezing in here!
你个人渣 你去找的那个警察
You hustling creep! You got to that cop!
抱歉 我既不能承认也不能否定
I'm sorry, I can neither confirm nor deny.
你这个混蛋 你还会那样玩吗？
You son of a bitch! You're gonna play that way?
看 我有成千上万的这样的帮手 推销员
Look, I've got millions riding on this, pitchman.
请记住 所有剥皮都可以在蛇坑中进行
Remember all skinning is allowed in a snake pit.
那是“我将响尾蛇放在你的口袋里
That's "I'll put a rattlesnake in your pocket
然后我要火柴 ”白痴
and I'll ask for a match," you moron!
你又引用错了
You're misquoting Amarillo Slim again!
塞巴斯蒂安的那番小动作花了我将近六个小时
That little stunt by Sebastian cost me nearly six hours.
因此 我决定利用我有限的夜间时间来补齐
So I decided to cash in on some of my limited night walking time.
好的 看那个
Okay. Oh, look at that.
你感觉到了吗？
You feel that? Whoo!
我很高兴我能待在这里面 这里很舒服 我们要出去玩吗？
I'm glad I'm in here and it's cozy. Are we gonna play?
这是沙尘暴么？
Some kind of crazy sandstorm?
嘿! 让我进去
Hey! Let me in!
- 是的 有什么我可以帮你吗？- 我要被吹跑了 让我进去
- Yes, can I help you? - I'm blowing away! Let me in!
杜克 对不起 大个子 你已经休息过了
Duke, I'm sorry, big man, you've already had your break.
我们之前已经说好了
We've discussed this.
你不能在三个小时内休息
You cannot a take break within three hours of each other.
我的意思是 规则就是规则 除非你想取消赌注
I mean, the rules are rules unless you wanna concede.
取消个屁
Concede, my ass!
把你的手从我的门把手上放开 小杜克
Take your hand off my door handle. Dukey?
塞巴斯蒂安还是没有改变主意
Sebastian wasn't budging.
我得要防护服才行
I had to get the hazmat suit
翁考虑到会出现这样的情况 他一直带在身边
that Wing had brought along for emergencies like this.
算了吧 塞巴斯蒂安 这也太残忍了
Come on, Sebastian. This is cruel.
让他进来 你们担心些什么？
Let him in! What do you guys worried?
- 如果他死了 那他就死了呗 - 让我的兄弟进来吧
- If he dies, he dies. - Let my brother in, come on!
对呀
Yeah!
我需要防护套装 防护套装
I need the hazmat suit. The hazmat suit!
他想说什么？
Huh? What's he trying to say?
防护套装 我需要它
The hazmat suit! I need it!
小杜克 他想说什么？
Little Dukey. What's he trying to say?
- 他正在尝试交流 - 他要我们玩猜字游戏吗？
- He's trying to communicate. - He's trying to play charades?
- 我喜欢猜字游戏 - 我也是
- Oh, I love charades. - So do I!
谁猜出来就有一千美元 来吧
A thousand bucks a man to whoever figures it! Whip out!
没有人击败过我 我可以在贝蒂·怀特的房子里玩
No one beats me. I can play at Betty White's house!
给我点东西让我写出来
Give me something to write!
肮脏色情杂志也可以 他好像很冷 在摇摇篮
Dirty mag, soft porn. He's cold. Rock the cradle.
防护套装 埃博拉
A hazmat suit. Ebola!
翅膀 翅膀 一定说的是飞机
Wings, wings, it must be airplane!
他在说飞机 快写下“飞机”
He's saying airplane. Write down "airplane."
飞机 飞机
Airplane. Airplane.
不是飞机 是E
Oh! Not airplane! E!
那就是字母E 写下E
That's the letter E. Write down E!
稍等 稍等 E E？
Hold on. Hold on. E. E?
是! 是的 对了
Yes! Yes. Got it!
第二个单词 看起来他像在投垒球一样
Second syllable. Looks like he's pitching softball.
贝蒂怀特饼干么 垒球么？是的 垒球
Betty White cookies. Softball? Yeah, softball.
我知道他在做什么 他在打保龄球
I know what he's doing. He's bowling.
保龄球？是的 写下保龄球
Bowling? Yes. Write down bowling.
没见过像他这样投球的
Don't know anybody who bowls like that.
是! 保龄球 那就是埃博拉 我需要...
Yes! Bowling! Ebola! I need...
他想要危险防护套装 他想要危险防护套装
He wants the hazmat suit! He wants the hazmat suit!
知道啦 知道啦 我赢了四千美元
Got it! Got it! I win four thousand dollars.
你最好快点 他会被吹走的
You'd better hurry. He's gonna blow away.
- 这可不像放在冰箱里面一样 - 我太爱这个游戏啦
- It's not in the fridge. - I love this game.
第四天很是折磨
Day four was torture.
仙人掌树荫下的温度也有110华氏度 我一早就筋疲力尽了
It was 110 in the cactus shade, I was exhausted before the day began.
嘿 卡尔 杜克今天放慢了脚步
Hey, Carl. Duke slowed down real bad today.
出事了 翁 出去看看
Something's wrong. Hey, Wing, get out!
5分钟哈 你知道规则的
Five minutes. You know the rules.
杜克
Duke!
别告诉我... 你又赢了一场猜字比赛
Don't tell me... You won another game of charades.
不 我专门为你出来的
No, I came out for you.
你今天很慢... 为什么？怎么了？
You are very slow today... What? What happens?
你是问怎么了么 翁？
You mean what's happening, Wing?
我告诉你“这是怎么回事”
I tell you say "what's happening."
我不知道 翁 这外面有点热
I don't know Wing, it's a little hot.
我的腿 它们感觉像水泥一样 他们感觉很不好
My legs, they feel like cement. They don't feel good.
天啊
Uh, oh. Oh, man.
杜克 我很为你担心啊 什么？你还好吗？
Duke, I'm worried about you. What? You okay?
是的 我很好 我很好
Yeah, I'm okay. I'm okay.
也许我不是 也许我不太舒服 好么？
Maybe I'm not. Maybe I'm not okay. Alright?
如果你问我 你知道么 我认为这是你的走姿的问题
If you ask me, you know, I think it's your stride.
我认为你走的不对
I don't think you're walking right.
我走对了 我只是走累了
I'm walking right. I'm just tired of walking.
你知道吗 现在你看起来很慢
You know what, right now you look very slow.
你知道 你这样走 像一个疲倦的生物一样
You know, you walk like this. Like a tired creature.
你知道么 你必须像奥林匹克式的的速度助步器那样思考
You know you have to think, like, a Olympic style speed walker.
你懂么？就像这样
You know? Like this.
你看起来像跑步一样
You look like you have the runs.
我像什么样都没有关系
It doesn't matter what I look like.
这就是最好的步行者的动作 你知道吗？
This is how the best walkers move, you know?
就像在时装秀台上走秀一样
Like, uh, like walking the catwalk at a fashion show.
是的 膝盖抬高一点 来吧 抬高点 我们来吧
Yeah, move that high knee. Come on, move that high knee. Let's go!
是的! 很好 很好 现在加快点速度 好吗？
Yeah! Yes! That's good, okay. Now add some speed, okay?
是的 就像 你是在走猫步的模特一样
Yeah! Like, uh, like you're a model at a cat ramp.
好吗？给我看看你的态度 态度
Okay? Give me some attitude. Attitude! Ah!
不算太差 很好
It's not bad! It's not bad.
现在 手臂也摆起来 是的! 就像蝴蝶一样 是的!
And now! Add those arms. Yes! Like a butterfly! Yes!
就像蝴蝶一样 是的 很好
Like a butterfly! Oh, yeah, you're fine!
他妈的还有个教练
He's got a fucking trainer.
- 挥动手臂 - 我感觉很好
- Swing the arms. - I'm good.
我告诉过你得像蝴蝶一样挥舞你的双臂 好吗？
I told you swing the arms. You're like a butterfly. Okay?
是! 像蝴蝶一样思考
Yes! Think like a butterfly.
对对对 我要来了 我们飞吧
Yes, yes, yes. I'm going. We fly!
我们像在游泳一样 我来了
We're swimming. I'm going.
我们正在地上游泳 是的
We're swimming on the ground, yes!
就像德拉伦塔 你知道嘛 就是这些大腿
Like De la Renta! You know, these big legs.
我身上很不舒服
I feel uncomfortable within my skin.
我感觉我不能移开我的视线
And I feel like I can't look away.
是! 是! 像蝴蝶一样 是的 你飞起来啦
Yes! Yes! Like a butterfly! Oh yeah, you fly!
- 小杜克 你飞吧 - 停 停 停下 停下
- Dukey, you fly! - Stop, stop, stop, stop.
- 我不是蝴蝶 - 你飞啊
- I'm not a butterfly. - You fly!
可是等等 我的臀部受伤了 我的臀部受伤了啊
But. But. But, wait. My hips hurt. My hips hurt.
我知道你的臀部受伤了 但你必须像我一样看起来性感点
I know your hips hurt, but you got to look sexy like me.
我看起来已经像多尔夫·隆格伦的弟弟了
Already I look like Dolph Lundgren's younger brother.
现在 脱掉你的衣服
Now, take your clothes off.
我是说 如果他这么说怎么办？
I mean, like, what if he said that?
那是什么意思？
What did you mean by that?
我们在替他们配音
We were goofing on them doing the voice.
你为什么要说他在脱衣服
Why would you say he's taking his clothes.
没有人脱衣服 这已经非常不合适了
Nobody's taking their clothes off. Already it's inappropriate enough.
- 为什么有个人要赤身裸体？- 不要看我
- Why would one of them be naked? - Don't look at me.
你说的话比我还要恶心
You say way more disgusting things than me.
嘿! 嘿! 为什么其中只有一个人能赤身裸体呢？
Hey! Hey! Why would one of them be naked only?
我以为这样会比较好笑...
I thought it would be funny that...
我以为我们在... 就像在...
I thought we were doing... Like doing a bit.
而他们有个会是裸着么？
And one of them would be naked?
玩笑啦 我只是在开玩笑
In the bit. In the joke.
又过去了一天 我依然独自一人
As the day went on, I continued on guts alone.
我越想忘记痛苦... 没想到我感到越来越痛苦
The more I tried to forget the pain... The more it was there.
你能烤个樱桃派吗
Can you bake a cherry pie
比利男孩 比利男孩
Billy boy, Billy boy
起初 我认为这是这伙人的心理战术
At first I thought it was psychological warfare from the gang.
亲爱的比利
Darling Billy
但后来很明显 这只是他们打的另一个赌
But then it was clear. Another prop bet.
翁到底能唱几首爱国歌
How many patriot songs Wing could sing word for word
在二十分钟内 超过五分之二
in twenty minutes with an over and under of five.
谁知道翁在大学曾主修爱国民间音乐？
Who knew Wing majored in patriotic folk music in college?
并且在他的领域是一个天才
And was a genius in his field.
...在帽子上并称之为通心粉
...in is hat And called it macaroni
一堆赌博变质了
Bunch of gambling degenerates.
说到赌博的变质
Speaking of gambling degenerates,
当这个拉斯维加斯的赌约传遍好莱坞时
when word spread back in Hollywood about the walk to Vegas bet,
每个人都希望成为其中的一部分
everyone wanted to be a part of it.
挤压在聚会上露了面 又挤压了几只手
Squeeze showed at the party and crushed a few hands.
甚至乔基也出现在派对巴士上 他正忙于拍摄他的新电视连续剧
Even Chucky showed up, fresh from his new TV series in a party bus.
只剩下几天的时间了 但是我仍然先于计划
With just a few days to go and still ahead of schedule,
我决定再加把劲
I decided to press my luck.
我吃了一些翁给我的韩国草药 他让我紧急情况下再使用
I took some Korean herbs that Wing had been saving for me for emergencies.
他发誓它将会带给我巨大的力量
He swore it would give me tremendous power.
我想到了我的妻子KC和我的儿子
I started thinking about my wife KC and my son.
我必须赢得这个赌注 算是为了他们
I had to win this bet. For their sake.
翁的草药使我感到多愁善感
Wing's herbs were making me feel sentimental.
我多吃了一些
I took some more.
这是我一生中最美好的一天
This was the greatest day of my entire life!
然后女演员兼扑克玩家珍妮弗·提莉出现了
Then actress and poker player Jennifer Tilly showed up.
以及扑克职业玩家菲尔拉克和安东尼奥 厄丝范迪·阿瑞
Along with poker pros Phil Laak and Antonio Esfandiari.
不要
No!
这个赌注变得如此之大 超过了拉斯维加斯的赌注界限
This bet was getting so big, there was a betting line in Vegas.
当涉及到投注时 你应该始终押注该男子
When it comes to prop bets, you should always bet on the man.
我当时在温网 在第五盘我输了五分之二
I was at Wimbledon. I was down five-two in the fifth set.
真逊 你没开玩笑吧
It was ugly. You cannot be serious!
我认为他做不到
I don't think he can do it.
能因为我不舒服而卖给我一些吗？
Can I sell some of my action to you because I am not feeling good?
好的 我接受
Yes, I'll take it.
我到底在干什么？
What the hell was I on?
看 杜克来了
Duke's here, yay!
杜克 我听了很多关于你的事情
Duke, I've heard so much about you.
你现在正在做一件令人难以置信的事情
This is incredible what you're doing.
谢谢 这是我的女朋友珍妮佛
Thank you. This is my girl, Jennifer.
- 这是一种荣幸- 嗨 珍妮佛
- It's an honor. - Hi, Jennifer.
很高兴见到你 你可是一个传奇
So nice to meet you. You are a legend.
每个人都在谈论你
Everybody is talking about you.
范围可很广 不只是东海岸这边
Far and wide. Not just the East Coast.
欧洲都在谈论你 可以说是无处不在 无处不在啊
Talking about you in Europe. Everywhere, everywhere.
你一定可以完成这个赌约 你知道为什么吗？
You can finish a bet like this. Do you know why?
为什么？ 因为你好像还蛮适应的
Why? 'Cause you're having fun!
心灵的力量是很强大的
It's all in the power of the mind!
我们只是想看看你现在感觉怎么样 在我们下注之前
We just wanted to see how you're feeling before we put any money down.
这时候可别停下来
Don't take any breaks at this point.
你现在休息一下 你的身体就会垮下来
You take a break, your body will seize up!
- 天哪 - 你感觉怎么样？
- Oh, boy. - How are you feeling?
- 不太好 - 哦 我们应该押在...
- Not good. - Oh, we should bet on the...
等等 等等
Hold up! Hold up!
- 我得握握你的手 - 哦 好的 你好
- I gotta shake your hands. - Oh, okay. Hi.
别呀
No!
我出去完成剩下的一天
I got out to finish the rest of the day.
翁的那些草药起了效
Wing was right about those herbs.
由于某种原因 我坚持了下来
For some reason, I just kept going.
嗨 老兄 可以借点钱么 老兄？
Hey, man! You got a buck I could borrow, man?
不管什么 都给点吧 拒不找零
等待
Wait.
等待
Wait.
- 等待 - 嘿 算了吧 伙计
- Wait. - Hey, forget it, man.
你比我们还糟糕一些
You're worse off than us.
- 我知道 但是我要去拉斯维加斯 - 通过 通过
- I know. But I'm going to Vegas. - Walk. Walk.
- 通过 通过 - 拉斯维加斯？
- Walk. Walk. - Vegas?
你不是真的要去拉斯维加斯吧 兄弟
You ain't making it to Vegas, bro!
你看起来像破烂版的布拉德·皮特
You look like Brad Pitt on crack!
下午的其余时间里简直像地狱一样
The rest of the afternoon was hell.
我的膝盖开始发肿 我挣扎着继续前进
My knee was starting to blow up, and I struggled to go on.
虽然有一些好消息 有传言
There was some good news though. There was a rumor going around
塞巴斯蒂安知道我领先太远了 他可能想安于现状
that Sebastian knew I was so far out in front, he might want to settle.
加利福利亚州 贝克县
那让我继续前进
That kept me going.
结束了 伙计们 我得取消这个赌约了
It's over, guys. I gotta get off this bet.
你在说什么？只有90英里远了
What are you talking about? You're only 90 miles out.
- 你会很轻松做到的 - 不 伙计 你不知道
- You're gonna make this easily. - No, man, you don't know.
我的膝盖很痛 他们就像被射了一枪一样
My knees are shot. They're shot.
这太痛苦了
It's killing me!
我是认真的 我得取消赌约
I'm serious. I gotta get off the bet.
看看 我说我们现在就该解决了
Now look, I say we settle right now.
在事情变得非常糟糕之前 你需要尽可能快解决
You settle for as much as possible before this thing gets really bad.
他来了
Well, there he is.
你快死了吧？房车里面可真他妈的冷
You're gonna die, huh? Fucking freezing in that RV.
嘿 伙计们
Hey. Guys.
- 你感觉怎么样 冠军？- 好 非常好
- How're you feeling champ? - Good. Pretty good.
- 是吗 - 是的
- Yeah? - Yeah.
哥们 你看上去有点发抖啊
You look a little shaky out there, buddy.
发抖么 不 我很好
Shaky, no. I'm fine.
我喜欢 好 好
I like it. Good. Good.
我一直在考虑
I've been thinking about it.
我在想 也许因为我们是朋友吧
I'm thinking 'cause we're friends, maybe.
也许我们可以做一个交易
Maybe I'll be open to a deal.
- 交易？- 是的
- A deal? - Yeah.
交易？为什么？好吧 伙计？
A deal? Why? A deal, man?
- 我为什么要交易？- 因为你是个笨蛋
- Why would I do a deal? - 'Cause you're a dummy.
我还有三天时间 要走完90公里 我大概可以在两天内完成
I'm ninety miles out. Got three days to do it, can probably do it in two.
所以 你认为他能做到吗？
So. Do you think he can do it?
是的 他可以的
Yes, he's gonna do it.
是啊 没问题的
Yeah? You got his back, hm?
让我告诉你 你看
I tell you what. Hey, look.
因为我有这种可怕的晒伤 而且我是一个好人
Because I have this horrible sunburn and I'm a nice guy.
你知道吗？
You know what?
你给我们三百万美元 少一分都不行
You give us three million bucks. Not a penny less.
我们会考虑的
And we'll think about it.
三百万？
Three million?
现在一切都在我的掌握之中 我只要两天就能到拉斯维加斯
I gotta lock. We're gonna be in Vegas two days.
就这样
That's it.
是的 好的 好的
Yeah. Alright. Alright.
怎么样 你怎么看？
Call it, square. What do you think?
他妈的 我不知道 我想是这样
Ah, fuck, I don't know. I suppose so.
为大家锻炼 你知道吗？
Works out for everybody. You know?
那结束了吗？那就这么定了？
Then it's over? It's a deal?
真准时 这是我给你们的惊喜
Just in time. It's, uh, a little surprise I have for you all.
在我们确定之前 先放在一边吧
Just before we lock this down, you know, set it in stone.
跟我来 你会喜欢的 过来
Come with me. You're gonna love it! Come here!
谢谢 劳伦斯 这是我的朋友
Oh. Thank you, Lawrence. My friend.
那么 猜猜我在圣地亚哥的一家印度赌场找到了谁？
So, guess who I found playing poker in an Indian casino down in San Diego?
有没有人知道？
Any takers?
这盖着的是谁啊？
Who's under hood number one?
桑多？
Sandor?
这他妈是怎么回事？
What the fuck is going on?
他妈的白痴
Fucking moron.
他还活着 感谢上帝
He's alive! Thank God!
是的 感谢上帝 感谢上帝
Yes, thank God! Thank God.
闭嘴 卡尔 这是一个骗局 你不明白吗
Shut the fuck up, Carl. It's a scam. Don't you understand that?
他妈的当然明白 他也是主谋
Of course he fucking understands. He's in on it.
拜托了伙计们
Oh! Come on, guys.
你为什么这么做？
Why did you do that?
你这个混蛋 下一个就打你
You motherfucker! You're next!
好了 大家回来吧
Alright, everybody get back!
出去 继续 你又想被打了么 你个混蛋？
Get out! Go on! You want it again, you piece of shit?
你会被弄死的
You will be dead!
上车 所有人 快啊
Get in the bus. All of you. Move it!
来吧 他妈的闭嘴
Come on! Shut the fuck up!
谁 闭嘴
Who! Whoa! Whoa! Shut the fuck up!
所以这个混蛋还活着吗？
So this asshole is still alive?
这意味着没有可能了 没有一百万了
Which means there ain't no will. There ain't no mil.
那你拿什么来打赌 杜克？
What were you betting with, Duke?
没什么
Nothing.
你使用的也是伪造的代管人吧 对吗 卡尔？
You were using a fake escrow guy. Right, Carl?
是的 这是真的 我的朋友麦克斯 很棒的演员
Yeah. It's true. My buddy Max. Great actor.
实际上 他在很多剧院表演过
Did a lot of theater. Crossdresser, actually.
我不需要你他妈的独白 卡尔
I don't need a fucking monologue, Carl!
你们是想抢我吗 我被侮辱了
You guys were trying to rob me? I'm insulted.
大家放松一下 如果我输了赌注 那我一定会付给你的 我保证
Guys, relax. If I lost the bet, I was gonna get you paid. I guarantee it.
当你因为乔基的债务而讨价还价怎么算？
What about when you hustled me with Chuckey's debt? Huh?
你还让我爬上那座山
What about when you made me climb up that mountain,
你那警察朋友还让我失去了六个小时？
lose six hours with your cop friend? Huh?
蛇坑到底是怎么回事？
Whatever happened to all's fair in the snake pit?
我想他还有点道理
I guess he's kinda got a point.
是 关键是 他这不是在浪费我的时间吗？
Yes. The point is, is he wasted my time.
下了一个赌注 他没有钱来付清
Laid down a bet and he don't have the money to back it.
真是侮辱人
It's insulting.
我被骗了 我告诉你 杜克 就算我也不会那么卑鄙
I was hustled. I'm telling you, Duke. Even I wouldn't go that low.
别紧张 不要那样做
Take it easy. Don't do that.
退后
Step the fuck back!
这个他妈的赌注结束了 你们也完了
This fucking bet is over, and you guys are done.
我会支持他的
I'll back him.
死者又复活了 乔基 你被锤了 继续睡你的觉吧
The dead has risen. Chucky, you're hammered. Go back to sleep.
为什么？
Why?
在我看来 这种赌注仍然可以继续
Look, seems to me this bet could still happen.
你想去散散步吗？好吧 乔基
You want to take a walk? Chucky. Alright.
你他妈到底在说什么
What the fuck are you talking about?
瞧 乔基 你不能浪费你的钱 伙计
See, Chucky, you can't blow your money, man.
我的膝盖不好了 已经坏了
My knee is bad. It's shot.
好吧 我可不能保证
Okay, there's no guarantee out there.
他的膝盖还很好
Hey! His fucking knees are fine!
他们在整个比赛中都是那样
They've been that way the whole race!
我不担心
I'm not worried.
好的 别担心 别担心
Okay. No worries. No worries.
但是赔率已经不再是五比一 现在是一比一
But the line is no longer five to one. It's even money.
所以告诉我 伙计 你一早上能赚五百万吗？
So tell me big boy, can you get five million by the morning?
是的 你可以么？
Yeah. Can you?
我可以吗？ 已经在车里了 我的手下刚刚带过来的
Can I? It's in the van. My boys just collected it.
等一下 这里可不欢迎这些搭便车的家伙
Wait a minute. There ain't no free ride for this guy here.
乔基 你可要赔四百万啊
Chucky, you're down for four mil.
但是最后一个百万在杜克这里
But the last mil is on Duke here.
什么？是的
What? Yeah.
必须让他在这次比赛里面吃点苦头
He's gotta have pain in this game.
你在开玩笑吗？我已经破产了 你知道的
Are you kidding? I'm broke. You know that.
几秒钟前 你还说有方法可以还上
A few seconds ago, you had a way to cover it.
现在你又破产了 这就是你的问题
Now you're broke. That's your fucking problem.
再耍我的话你知道后果的
Bad shit's gonna happen if you stiff me.
那好吧 再赌一下吧 五百万美元
Alright then. Bet's back on. Five million dollars.
就这样吧
That's it.
来玩把扑克？ 来吧
A game of poker? Huh? Come on.
你他妈的有种 我会满足你的
You fucks have balls, I'll give you that.
你比我想的还要疯狂
You're crazier than I thought.
我是个演员
I'm an actor.
此外 你说过只有废物才振作不起来 我打赌你不是废物
Besides, you said only bums don't come back. I'm betting you're not a bum.
我们会赢 对吧？
We're gonna win, right?
听着 他的膝盖 已经坏了
Listen. His knees. Shot.
他的脚也不好 是真的 他就要完了
His feet no good. That's real. He's done.
明天可能会有120度 所以他很有可能会死的
Tomorrow's gonna be about one-twenty, so there's a good chance he might die.
天意啊
God willing.
离财务自由还有九十英里 我准备好了
Ninety miles to financial freedom. I was ready.
我用完了六种消炎药
I took my maximum six anti-inflammatories and was off.
第五天 离拉斯维加斯还有90英里
我选择了远离普通世界的旧公路
I took the old highway hidden away from the average world.
第六天 离拉斯维加斯还有60英里
我总是听人说在被枪击的时候感受不到任何痛苦
I always heard people that got shot, they didn't really feel any pain.
他们会变得麻木
They'd go numb.
那就是我现在的感觉
That's where I was right now.
距拉斯维加斯还有45英里
第六天很模糊 我继续独自一人
Day six was a blur. I continued on guts alone.
我连续睡了十二个小时 期间噩梦不断
I slept for twelve hours straight, with horrible nightmares.
约翰尼又一次回到了家
Home again, when Johnny comes marching home
我很早就醒了 那时候我满头大汗 我准备好了
I woke up early drowning in sweat. I got myself ready.
第七天 距拉斯维加斯25英里
Day seven. The last day.
第七天 最后一天了
距拉斯维加斯标志牌还有25英里
Twenty-five miles to the Vegas sign.
我必须坚持下去
I had to do this.
结束了 你已经来过了
It's over. You're a has been.
你不是这么做的
You're not doing this.
我们重新获得了生命 你就要用一切冒险吗？
We got our lives back and you're going to risk everything?
没有 只有你一个人
No! You're on your own.
- 走开 - 我不会支持你的
- Stay away! - This is without me.
做个男子汉 放下你的钱
Be a big man. Put your money down.
但是最后一百万在杜克这里
But the last mil is on Duke here.
如果你惹毛我的话那就不好了
Bad shit's gonna happen if you stiff me.
你要我把你扔下他妈的楼梯吗？
You want me to throw you down a flight of fucking stairs?
你不是要去拉斯维加斯吗 兄弟
You ain't making it to Vegas, bro!
你感觉怎么样？
How're you doing there?
你必须承认
You're gonna have to say it.
你已经完了
You're done.
哦 我放弃了
Oh. I'm done.
只有十二英里了
With only twelve miles to go!
杜克·麦德森却无法按铃
Duke Madson cannot answer the bell.
好孩子 你怎么说？来喝点么？
Alright kids, what do you say? Little drinking?
等一下 大家 坚持 稍等
Hold on everyone! Hold on.
你可能要等一会再庆祝了
You might want to hold off on your celebration.
威利斯 说什么话呢？
What'chu talkin' bout, Willis?
请给我倒上饮料
Pour the drink. Please.
你在说什么？来吧 好的
What you talking about? Come on. Alright.
还没有结束 你在说什么？
It's not quite over yet. What are you talking about?
我有这个 你在说什么 卡尔？
I have this. What the hell are you talking about Carl?
我说的是杰克比利翁条款
I'm talking about the Jack Binion clause.
比利翁 是的 他是对的
Binion. He's right! He is right!
坐下吧 他刚刚才取消
Sit the fuck down. He's just conceded.
不 他说的是“他完成了 ”
No, he said "he's done."
根据比利翁的话
And according to the Binion clause,
他说在最后25英里 房车中任何人都可以代替他的位置
it says that anyone in the RV in the last 25 miles can take his place.
- 因此 我们还没有输 - 好呀 那就对了
- So we're not done yet. - Yeah! That's right!
是么 对的
Exactly. Right!
- 好的 - 是的 好吧
- Alright. - Alright, yeah. Okay.
是这样 但也说明由我来选择谁来代替他
It's in here, but it also does state that I get to choose who replaces him.
我可以在这个房车中选择任何人
And I can pick anyone in this RV. Huh?
我准备好了 我想要的任何人
I'm ready. Anybody I want.
任何人
Anybody.
- 我选卡尔 - 什么？不行
- And I pick you, Carl. - What? No!
你不能那样做 这不公平
You can't do that. It's not fair.
嘿! 你闭嘴 好吗？
Hey! You, shut it. Alright? Zip it.
你看起来就快死了 放松
You'll be dead in like three minutes. Relax.
- 这个人拄着拐杖 - 他是个跛子 他甚至不能走路
- The man's on crutches! - He's a gimp. He can't even walk!
那么 卡尔 那会怎么样？
So, Carl, what's it gonna be?
你能上么？
Can you get your ass out there?
如果不行 你就算退出了 就像你的兄弟一样
If not, you quit, just like your brother did.
- 他妈的骗子 是吗？- 还有人比这更恶毒地叫过我
- Fucking hustler, huh? - I've been called worse.
- 好的 - 答应了 是么？
- Okay. - Okay. Yeah?
阳光 因为我们有...
Chop, chop, Sunshine, cause we've got a...
嘿 不要让我们全都受伤了 好吧 去吧 拐杖男孩？
Hey don't get all butt hurt on us, okay, there, sticky boy?
那里也有很多鹅卵石 放轻松
It's a lot of cobblestones out there as well. Go easy.
祝你好运 卡尔
Good luck, Carl.
你能行的 你能行的
You can do it. You can do it.
兄弟 这可不太明智啊
Bro, that's ill advised.
看 他去了啊
Look at that little name dropper go!
嘿 不要太兴奋了 好吗？
Hey, don't get too excited, alright?
他要走十二英里 要花三个小时才能完成
He's got twelve miles to go and three hours to do it in.
这基本上是不可能的
It's basically impossible.
- 真的么？- 是的
- Really? - Yeah.
不可能发生的几率是多少？
What are the odds on impossible?
你在做什么？你疯了吗？
What are you doing? Are you crazy?
看 那个跛子没有任何机会的 等等 等等 等等 嘘
Look, that gimp has no chance. Wait, wait, wait. Shh!
他是个大男孩 他知道自己在做什么的
He's a big boy. He knows what he's doing.
感觉很兴奋么？你喝醉了么？
Feeling frisky? Are you lush? Huh?
给你五比一 不要这样 不要这样
Give you five to one on it. Oh! Don't do it. Don't do it.
- 我奉陪 - 什么？
- I'm in. - What?
再加三百万
Three million more.
三百万？你已经一千五百万了
Three million? To your fifteen.
该死的 他有种 不是吗？
Fucking hell! He's got some balls, isn't he?
我喜欢 我的朋友真会赌 我也奉陪
I like it! My man knows how to gamble! I'm in!
是的 宝贝 好的
Yeah, baby. Okay.
有了额外的赌注 现在我和卡尔有800万了
With the extra money bet, eight million on me and Carl now.
塞巴斯蒂安投了两千万
Sebastian was in for twenty.
而且看起来也不好
And it didn't look good.
随着时间的流逝 很明显
As time went on, it was apparent.
卡尔不会成功
Carl wasn't going to make it.
塞巴斯蒂安 这是不对的 这个男人没有机会
This is not right, Sebastian. The man has no chance.
每个人都希望止血
Everyone wanted the bleeding to stop.
翁和桑德尔希望以八折的价格结算
Wing and Sandor wanted to settle for eighty cents on the dollar.
但是塞巴斯蒂安拒绝了 他要他们所有的钱
But Sebastian declined. He wanted all their money.
乔基 准备好你的钱 没有人击败我 是吧 大个子？
Chucky, get your dough ready. No one beats me, huh, big man?
然后 卡尔像变了一样
Then, something happened to Carl.
自从九年级的时候他撬走我的的女朋友以来 我从未见过他有这样的决心
A determination I hadn't seen since he stole my girlfriend in ninth grade.
他现在在干什么？这么快么？
What the fuck's he doing now? Moving like that?
你他妈的在开玩笑吧
You gotta be fuckin' kidding me.
真决绝 多么有决心呀
What heart, what determination from the name dropper.
现在让你他妈的那个木偶闭嘴 好吗？该死的
Now shut that fucking puppet up, will you? Fucking shit.
这可能吗？ 跛子能做到这样吗？
Is this possible? Can the gimp really be doing this?
离拉斯维加斯还有五英里半
Five and a half miles outside of Vegas,
仅剩42分钟了 卡尔仍在努力
with only 42 minutes left, Carl was still pushing hard.
他要放弃了 这结束了
He's quitting. It's over.
结束了
It's over!
给我看看你的钱 宝贝
Show me the money, baby.
他妈的在做什么？
What the fuck is he doing?
那里...
Ey... There...
他在冲刺吗？现在他在冲刺
He's sprinting? Now he's fucking sprinting!
他怎么做到的？
How can he be doing that?
还有三英里远 他可以做到的
He's three miles out! He can make it!
只有两英里远了 冲啊
He's only got two miles to go! Go!
快啊
Move it! Ah!
冲
Go!
我看到拉斯维加斯的招牌了 跑啊 卡尔 跑啊
I see the Vegas sign. Sprint, Carl. Sprint!
耶 太棒了
Yeah! Yeah!
欢迎来到 拉斯维加斯
是啊 耶
Yeah! Yeah!
他完成了 他完成了
He's done it! He's done it!
塞巴斯蒂安去付款时 就像变了一个人一样
When Sebastian went to pay, it was like he was another person.
没有夸张的表情 没有抱怨 没有哭泣
No dramatics, no whining, no crying.
你必须把那个留到最后一分钟 对吧？
You had to cut it to the last minute, huh?
我觉得那样会有趣一点
Thought I'd make it look interesting.
此外 我想我会给我们争取更多机会
Besides, I thought I'd give us a chance to get more action.
这是你的钱
Here's your cut.
一百万美元
A million bucks.
你打算怎么用？
What're you gonna do with it?
肯定会在这里闲逛几天
Definitely gonna hang around here for a few days.
用它赌几把
Roll the dice with it.
我要把这变成一千万
I'm gonna turn this into ten mil.
告诉过你我和约翰尼·德普在这家酒店
Ever tell you about the time I played craps all night long
玩了一晚上么？
with Johnny Depp in this very hotel?
我们玩的是21点
It's back when he was doing 21 Jump...
嗨 约翰尼是我最好的朋友
Hey, Johnny's my best friend!
干杯 好啊!
A toast! Yes!
卡尔花了三年时间来假装自己用拐杖走路
It took Carl three years to set up his mark.
所以你告诉我你要拐杖走路
So you're telling me you're gonna walk around on crutches
只是为了骗过那些家伙吗？
for who knows how long just to set one of these guys up?
是的
Yep.
好吧 干杯
Alright, a toast.
敬我的兄弟卡尔 我们做到了
To my brother Carl. We did it!
- 两千万 - 是的
- Twenty million! - Yeah!
喂 桑多死了
Hello. Sandor is dead.
等一下 等一下 注意情感
Wait for it. Wait for it! Emotion!
什么？
What?
谁最棒？
Who's crushing it?
好的 伙计们 爸爸走了哈 我爱你们
Okay, guys! Pops is leaving! I love you!
操你妈
Fuck you!
哦 亲爱的 我很抱歉 你知道我们只是演戏 对吧？
Oh, honey, I'm sorry I was cussing. You know that we're just acting, right?
你想要热软糖圣代吗？
You want a hot fudge sundae?
我们永远都会在你身边
We are, and we always will.
好吧 我们还有彼此
Well, we still have each other.
是的 让我们敬一下乔基 真漂亮
Yeah, let's hear it for Chucky birds! What a performance!
看 卡尔真的不需要拐杖 这是个圈套
Look. Carl does not really need crutches. It's a sting.
你参加么？
You in?
杜克刚刚继承了一百万美元
Duke just inherited a million dollars!
我之后再也没有赌过了
I never did go back to the big game.
我赢了五百万
With the five million I won,
再加上乔基的四百万美元
with Chucky's four million dollar free roll incentive,
我花了更多时间陪伴我的妻子和儿子 再也没有回头
I spent more time with my wife and my son and never looked back.
然后 我作为大型节目的扑克主持人参加了一场精彩的演出
Then I landed a great gig as a poker host of a big show.
从那时起 我一直在做这个
And I've been doing it ever since.
现在 这个游戏就在我身后
Now, the big game's behind me.
扑克针逐渐消失
And the poker needle slowly disappears.
我也没有很想念它
I don't miss it much either.
但是我不会忘记
But not a day goes by that I don't think
在沙漠中的赌注以及我们取得的成就
about that bet in the desert and what we pulled off.
之后三天内卡尔就输掉了他的一百万
他接着在佛罗里达筹备他的下一次骗局 装盲人装了三年
翁用他的20万在澳门投资自动售货机 把本金翻了三番
他现在在洛杉矶开着一家卡拉OK 每周都去唱歌
愤怒吉姆在洛杉矶继续玩着扑克游戏 他在16年因为把一个真人秀明星从飞机上扔下去而入狱
那里有12个证人 但没有一人提出指控
汉克努力让他的木偶红起来
在精神病医生的帮助下 汉克对木偶已经两年95天没有那么狂热了
在和国税局因为赌博游戏打完官司以后 他输掉了大部分钱
塞巴斯蒂安投身于反对好莱坞中侵略性行为的活动中
他多年都没有拍成一部电影